If Dr. Oz spontaneously combusts, is it a medical miracle or divine retribution?

No no, “Viscous.” So called because of his “thick” accent.

At what point does “mea culpa” become “mea normala?” Asking for a friend.

More like ridiculous fucking, amirite?

Serious spouters of obvious pseudoscience is the one thing that makes me most rationally angry.

Holy shit yes. All the time wasted to read about that garbage when you could have been studying something interesting. Like actual astronomy.

My neighbor has one. Not sure if it’s a manual, but they’re European so probably. Maybe I’ll make an offer...

You talk like this wasn’t done at MIT. You know that at MIT, those stairs were properly waterproofed with some munitions grade, self-sealing rubber; and using state-of-the art recirculating, no-leak pumping apparatuses.

Late 90s, yes. The late 90s and the aughts really ran together. The early 90s were a mini-decade of their own (grunge era).

Thank God that North Carolina Republicans finally discovered something that they consider offensive.

That sounds good. So long as it’s not nuts and berries I’m game.

Who the fuck puts nuts and berries in the potato salad? There are only two types of white people potato salad. Southern style with mustard and mayo, and German style with vinegar. Both can (and should) have bacon. No fruits or nuts. No. Never. Those people are not right. Also, boiled chicken? What the shit?

That’s hilarious because my wife has similar stories. Just wait till you have kids and he starts using it in place of the “starving kids in Africa” trope.

Lucky for you then that he was born in a Soviet-occupied territory, since the Soviets had a pathological obsession with bureaucratic paperwork.

Well, the system’s not perfect, but as they say: play stupid games, win stupid prizes?

An interview has been standard for marriage based green cards for a long time. Usually it’s joint, but they’ll split the couple and do additional personal interviews as well if there’s doubt that the marriage is legitimate. My wife and I had to do the same thing in 2009.

You know who else the city probably didn’t ask directly? All the mosques. Charity comes from the heart, asshole.

Nope, we just get to be forever in between the Luddite X-ers and the Murderous Millennials, talking about the glory days of Oregon Trail in the computer lab to no one in particular.

Pretty much this. I’ve already accepted Amazon as my corporate overlord. They’re much more giving than Google.

Bingo. Too many women in the work place either don’t or feel like they can’t negotiate for their worth. She did and she won.