I hope the hand grip doesn’t chafe the muffin top of this paragon of masculinity.

You’ve articulated exactly the way I feel about “Trumplestiltskin” and the like. It feels like the Democrat version of “Nobama” or “Obummer.” Rather childish, even if (in this case at least) deserved. I prefer to go with not saying the name at all.

He apparently got kicked out of the Keebler tree because he refused to paint the fudge stripes on the white cookies. Kept screaming something about “miscegenation” and refused to make anything other than Vienna Fingers.

This is the district that used to belong to John Spratt, a fairly reasonable, moderate Democrat. Before Mick Mulvaney won in the 2010 Tea Party insurgence, the last republican to hold this seat was in 1883. 1883. I have a hard time believing that this woman (who appears to be an eternal candidate for literally…

IT IS A $65 FUCKING BASEBALL HAT.

Even if the message is kosher, it’s still $65 for a poorly designed baseball hat. So I’m pretty sure my outrage isn’t misplaced.

You’d probably be surprised.

Yeah, I’d take Colorado too. And I don’t even smoke.

Also: Make America New York? What the fuck does that even mean? At least “Make America Great Again” make severely misguided sense...

Exactly. There’s no such thing as a non-political protest. Protest is inherently political, no matter what the subject. If you’re there, you’re making a statement, even if you’re not sure what it is.

So that’s how she stays preternaturally young.

I give it a week before Russia Today comes calling.

Oh. Well shit.

I’m not really good at answering unanswerable questions. Do I look like a philosopher?

Yeah well, she won’t. Because she can’t. Because she doesn’t have an H1-B visa to show. BUT, she’s admitted herself that she would return home every six months to renew her visa. You don’t need to do that with an H1-B, but you DO for a B-visa. H1-B visas are annually renewable, and do not require a return trip…

Of course, just like his wife.

Man, thank goodness the First Lady just misused her B-visa status instead of getting an H1-B, so she won’t be affected by this.

None of those kids look happy.

Yeah, what the other guy said. TSA has nothing to do with Customs. CBP were the ones getting “all brownshirty.” The lines get blurred and uniforms look similar, but definitely a different group of officers.

Yeah, for real. What’s a Napoleon complex for a tall person called?