And this white trash piece of shit is wearing MICHAEL JORDAN gear.

Well, Paul, I just want you to know how much I despise your family. So there.

“Friends are family” and the “group dynamic.” Ugh, I hate that shit when it reaches a certain point.

I know what you mean, but the person victimized here is homeless, black, possibly with addiction issues and/or mental illness. America has NEVER given a shit about that demographic.

Go fuck yourself.

Oh, Florida. Of course.

“MY OPINIONS SHOULD BE RESPECTED!” screams the piece of shit seen chanting “Jew will not replace us” in Charlottesville shortly before cheering on the speeding car that killed Heather Heyer.

You seem oddly annoyed by this.

I lived in the Broad Ripple neighborhood in Indy for several years. First, you couldn’t pay me enough to go to Kilroy’s or any of the other bars next to it. They tend to attract the douche-bro demographic. Second, there have been a lot of brawls and a few shootings on that block that started inside these very bars.…

FWIW, this guy isn’t a tech bro, he’s just a garden variety piece of shit. And he’s been arrested!

+1 for the Rudy Ray Moore reference.

Dirt. Bag.

And it’s really unsafe. I learned that lesson in my youth when I was almost T-boned by an ambulance I couldn’t hear over my headphones.

Ohhhhhhh, Breakfast! I thought maybe it was “bowel distress” or “buttholes” or something.

That’s fine, I’m going to start charging white trash and other conservatives twice as much as my regular clients. Until they’re a protected class, I guess it’s open season on anyone we don’t like.

STRING. HER. UP.

Our neighborhood gas station has larger-diameter nozzles for diesel.

Wait, fucking Southie is gentrifying now? That’s...weird.

You abso-fucking-lutely nailed it. EXACTLY like my little Ohio hometown, and most other small middle- and southern-American towns.

How long before he just starts saying “kill all others” in his pathetic little ego-stroking hate rallies?