Afterwords: ALIENS! New research shows they may have written the US Constitution!

Ah, I forgot about those people: the so-called “Originalists,” whose view of the Constitution is truly biblical. Fucking terrible.

Anyone know what Paul Nehlen’s “small business” is? And I’m not talking about his wife’s nickname for his weenis.

Yep, that’s Iran, which I recognized without reading the article, because Geography. And yet, somehow, CBS manages to fuck it up.

MY GOD those ears...

+1,000 for “haunted corn husk!”

I don’t see anything particularly extraordinary about going to WVU and University of Houston.

So, DeRosa’s non-argument is the classic, “other people did it, and it was legal, therefore it was okay” to own slaves, morality be damned.

Man, I love Cleveland. I really do. But it is a white trash city for sure. I’ve lived in Baltimore and I still feel more uncomfortable in Cleveland’s Slavic Village. SV, by the way, was the only Ohio zip code on the list of the 100 hardest-hit by foreclosures during the Great Recession.

I hope he soon influences a coffin to bury itself 6' in the ground with him inside.

I am inclined to agree with you. Even when I was kid and Pacers were still on the road I hated that car. That and the Eagle (I know, unpopular opinion on Jalopnik).

Censored internet?! Did you go to a religious school, perchance?

Hmmmm, blowing up a government building sounds like a terrorist threat to me.

Unclear ad. Is she going to rip one at the Pacer? Growl one out? Or just sit upon it?

I believe you nailed it. Sounds like many, if not most, of the STEM bros I have known.

That is literally nicer than the dorms I’ve lived in.

The only way human garbage like this child-molesting pants-shitter will ever feel sympathy for people murdered by their fellow white racists’ semi-automatic dick-extenders is if someone they love is also gunned down in school, at their place of business or in an entertainment venue. I hope it happens to Ted. Problem…

Interesting. Something similar appears to be happening at one of the regional branch campuses at the Kent State system here in Ohio, which magically went from $500k in the black to $600k in the red seemingly overnight. Hmmmm. Source: a friend who works there.

Bigger question: why is a wax likeness of Marty Feldman dressed as an Amish?