I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

Weak, insecure men will be the death of us all.

This needs some perspective about what’s going on with a Cable Internet connection.

Fine, it’s publicly traded, but either way it doesn’t matter because it still has nothing to do with the government, and is not subject to the demands of these whiny GOP pricks.

So it’s owned by the government? Interesting.

As a corporation, can’t Facebook kind of do whatever it wants with news stories on its site? Fox news gets away with this every fucking minute.

CALLED IT.

Hey!

Hi!

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.

I like that most of the responses aren’t “Good job putting her in her place brah.” Small victories. :\

All that secrecy and they forgot there would be people around with fucking cameras!

Is your moral compass so fucked up that a $20 bill would cause you to have an existential crisis?

nihilist arby’s is a great twitter account, in case you wanted something to look to for inspiration

I don't think many Muslim parents understand the existential weight their children in the West carry around. They think that you should be good Muslims, despite the fact that we no longer inhabit a Muslim-majority locale. It was easy for them to be "good Muslims" when every corner had a mosque and everyone in your…

You mean “empty pant suit”

You know, just ahead of what I want to say, I don't mind pretty ladies. In fact, as a 20 year old guy, I'm just dandy with the concept of pretty ladies.