I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

Weak, insecure men will be the death of us all.

CALLED IT.

Hey!

Hi!

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back? Let’s just melt it down, closest replication to where he is if there’s any thing as justice.

I like that most of the responses aren’t “Good job putting her in her place brah.” Small victories. :\

nihilist arby’s is a great twitter account, in case you wanted something to look to for inspiration

I don't think many Muslim parents understand the existential weight their children in the West carry around. They think that you should be good Muslims, despite the fact that we no longer inhabit a Muslim-majority locale. It was easy for them to be "good Muslims" when every corner had a mosque and everyone in your…

You mean “empty pant suit”

Finally breaking the empty suit glass ceiling.

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

Nope nope nope nope nope NOOOOOPE PLEASE everyone stop saying that Warren should be the running mate. She can do SO MUCH MORE GOOD where she is right now than she ever could possibly do as VP.

Thinking differently from others is fine, but when you voice those thoughts in an insulting fashion while acting in a professional capacity as a company representative, things get a little dicey.

When you’re hard at making licensed tie-in games it’s easy to assume they’re just in it for an easy paycheck. Releasing something two years later when they didn’t have to shows some dedication that belies cashing in.

What happened to the Kar98k and M1?

You know, just ahead of what I want to say, I don't mind pretty ladies. In fact, as a 20 year old guy, I'm just dandy with the concept of pretty ladies.