People should stop replying to him. He's an idiot troll and he can't seem to be able to write like a literate human, either.

How dare you, Burt? HOW DARE YOU?

Cytotec, to the best of my knowledge, is used to treat stomac ulcers. It is also commonly used as an illegal abortificient. It's also very dangerous and may cause haemorraging and death.

Exactly! It's an issue of consent and bodily integrity.

Well put! Moreover—last spring I had a miscarriage super early on. It was a totally unplanned, but very welcomed pregnancy. While not everyone handles pregnancy loss the same way (nor should they be compelled to) I can personally attest to the fact that that shit has the ability to seriously fuck with your…

He also could have killed her. That shit isn't safe to take without the supervision of a medical professional. It's not Plan B y'know? She could have bled to death if there were complications.

Seriously, commenters? This man forcibly aborted a woman's wanted pregnancy from her body, violating her bodily autonomy, endangering her in the process from the potential side-effects including bleeding, and fourteen years is too much for you?

I couldn't help but notice the irony, either. Dude doesn't want to get "tied down" with having a kid, and winds up getting something worse in the process...

To those who think the sentence was excessive:

Can we just deport this "Florida Man" character and be done with it? Seems like he causes all the trouble around here...

Seems to me a more poetic sentence would have been 18 years. This is a truly horrible person.

It's completely irresistible! One time, I sprayed it on myself, and then spent the next 4 1/2 hours helplessly spinning around in circles in front of a mirror.

That actually was really funny. Giggles all around.

Cheerleader: This is so not Fair!! How come that male cheerleader can put on all that weight and not get in trouble?

It's kind of fascinating to me that to so many of these commenters, the only thing that could entitle a person to complain about their job is being forced to do it at gunpoint. Literally, that's it.

"there's someone else dumb enough that would replace you."

You're missing the point. They are grossly underpaid and should get fair market value.

The takeaway for me is that there are male NFL cheerleaders?

"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."

A friend of mine was an NFL cheerleader. She quit to be a dancer in a cage in a casino because the pay was better and the work was less degrading. I wish I were making this up.