Why hold in your farts for a dude you've been with for a long time? That's your dude, dude! If he cant accept the fact that you fart he doesn't deserve to be there. If I fart around a guy that's not related to me he should take that as proof that I'm in love with his ass. Besides, you cant hold in that much farts man.…

Me too! I've always been faintly annoyed by her I'm-a-real-girl-I-eat-bacon-grease-out-of-the-pan shtick (among other things) because most (if not almost all other) women cannot eat like she says she does and be a size 2, and I felt like it contributed to negative ideas about body image and beauty. However, this seems…

Hey if your body tells you need it, then you must obliged. :))

Two nights ago my body told me it needed chocolate cake for dinner. I listened. Does that count?

Was talking to my boyfriend about this (he's a comedian/writer) and he said something I found pretty interesting:

Please tell me that's a transcribing error, and she said "illicit". Because otherwise that's a nonsense sentence. With the correct homophone though, even though it sounds pretentious that's a pretty spot-on explanation of 50 Shades' lack of appeal.

Can we recommend some interesting books instead? Because most of that list is like a forced reading list from university...

My son is two weeks older than BIC. He expresses interest in lots of things and he wants to have them all. Isn't that what two-year-olds do? He expresses interest in garbage trucks and firetrucks and busses motorcycles and "pretties" (pretty is a great word that encompasses everything glittery and/or with electric and…

Aww, that clip reminds me of my own recently departed Arabian so much. Not because we ever frolicked on the beach together, just because every day: "THE AIR. THE AIR IS TOUCHING ME. YOU'RE MAKING SOUNDS AND THE AIR IS TOUCHING ME - oh hey food. AAAHHH THAT LEAF JUST MOVED I HAVE TO RUN AROUND NOW I CAN'T DEAL WITH MY…

Blue Ivy "expressed interest in having a horse..." Seriously?!? She's TWO.

I'm really impressed with the Pretty Little Liars actresses. They are constantly telling their fans that their images are photoshopped and unrealistic. Several of them have opened up about body image issues and their history of eating disorders. I don't think celebrities are required to talk about their personal…

All my kid was interested in at 2 was yo gabba gabba and chasing our cats around the house trying to "love" them. Blue must be SUPER advanced.

'Expressed interest' Dude, she's TWO. Most 2 year olds would be expressing an interest in owning a My Little Pony....

Arabian horse? Wake me when she gets a magical unicorn. A magical one.

Urg, this outfit, pose, makeup, hair... everything is just the worst. Firstly: Don't put a Charlotte in a Samantha pose/outfit, it just looks wrong. Secondly: Don't put someone that skinny in body-con dress, then give her raccoon eyes and hair that looks like it hasn't been washed in weeks - she looks like a starving…

What?! She has kids?! It's a shame because she's not bad on the show at all and I think she has some potential to be an indie film darling. I remember her from Tiny Furniture too. I just like her "I can't be bothered with any of you" vibe.

I figured it's mostly because Jemima Kirke just sort of fell into the industry by accident and doesn't see acting as a career - I think she's mostly a painter and she also just had her second kid... so... I always thought she doesn't really want to deal with publicity/photo shoot BS?

I do not watch Girls, but I have to disagree, unless "breakout star" means breakout fashion rag star, in which case yes, it's clearly Williams. But being on the cover of a million rags doesn't make you a bonafide star. Ask Camilla Belle or Kate Bosworth.

You think the media might be paying more attention to Williams because Williams is the most Beauty2K-compliant member of the cast?

I could not get over Chris O'Dowd's barely concealed Irish accent, though. I could not NOT hear it, you know? It was distracting because he was supposed to be some nice boy from the midwest or whatever.