Damn that was a good fanfiction! Have you ever thought about writing for People or Star?

bad things.

Oh my god POST THE LINK POST THE LINK!

I think he makes a lot of good points. I mean if you don't have the right to oppress everyone around you with your religion then what is America even for?!

Yay! I'm kind of torn between wishing that we could be rejoicing over the first black female president of the United States, and being happy about this small victory.

So...is there a backdoor? I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

Well Urban Outfitters is a pseudo-bohemian wannabe with an affinity for crappy 'indie' bands and religiously attending Coachella, and Goldman Sachs is an aggressively sexist date rapist with a Wall Street job and an affinity for too much Scotch. Are we surprised that they don't understand each other?

A lot of the comments mentioned this being for the 'five to eights' which made me pause because I started sleeping over at friends' houses at like 4 years old. There's no way I'd have been afraid of a sleepover at eight years old. I find it weird that people think of that as normal.

It's true. The kids who have overprotective parents are thought of as lame and the other girls totally talk shit about them. Please don't set your kid back socially by smothering them.

I think the outrage is down to the tweenager inside of us all feeling mad that someone's lame parents are trying to ruin sleepovers. I'm fine with this being a thing if it's like a sort of nighttime version of a come-as-you-are, but let's not try to pretend it's a sleepover.

Is this another weird Mormon tradition? Like funeral potatoes and putting unlikely foods inside of jello?

I say this to you now as an adult because I never got to say it to my childhood friends - your parents, are like, the worst.

Really? That was always like one kid. And eventually, after a few sleepovers that one kid got more comfortable with spending the night away from home and enjoyed themselves. I honestly don't see the point of coddling oversensitive kids to the detriment of their independence - pick your kid up from a sleepover if…

Yea, that one girl with the really overprotective mom really misses out on stuff.

Right, okay I get you now. At first I thought you meant that many people have no interest in parenting their own children and I was like 'what?'

Many peoples have no interest in being parents of our own children...'

Well normally I'd agree, but it's important to remember that he was a robot built to represent the Republican party. Of course he was going to be a disjointed, dysfunctional, flip-flopping mess with no emotions beneath that weird dead smile.

It was almost believable. But the bit where he tried to iron his tux while he was wearing it was a dead giveaway. Maybe that footage was from the beta testing phase?

Yeah, it'll be interesting but I'm not sure if I'll watch it. I want to see it but I also don't want Mitt Romney to be humanized to me in any way - he would have ruined a lot of lives if he was elected and I don't want to feel bad for him.

This pretty much confirms my belief that Mitt Romney is a robot.