Oh my god. Did someone leave Harry Styles out in the sun for thirty years?

So did Cosmopolitan just give up on fashion sometime around the early noughties? Like what happened? I mean I know this is from 2005 but I googled covers from 2013 and this came up for June.

Yeah, it kinda sounds like Tracie is saying 'Well she already had one unplanned pregnancy, so why bother to get an abortion?'. I hope I'm reading that sentence wrong Tracie, I really do.

Yeah, and that character is always the fittest parent this side of New Jersey.

Ugh, I really hope that he sees sense and decides to work out a mutually agreed upon custody schedule with his ex. I'm betting if he does get custody, his team will start pushing for a cute, 'Raising Hope'-type reality show about him and his daughter, only it will be about as wholesome and heartwarming as Toddlers and…

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only female n the world who is not embarrassed or ashamed about my period. I don't get what the big deal is, none of us would be here without menstruation.

I know your comment was probably meant as a criticism, but it just made me like the dress more.

Meh, regardless of whether it's frumpy or not I admire Lena Dunham for sticking with her personal style. I'm sure it must be hard to constantly read articles on how gross your hair, clothes, and body are but she still dresses however the fuck she wants.

Pleeeeeaaaaassseeeee somebody help me.

Oh my god that is not in any way minor. If the situation had escalated you could have been raped! This guy violated you and that is not okay. Is there any way you can warn others on the dating site bout this creep?

Can any crafty/clever Jezzies help me with a Halloween decorating problem? I love handing out candy to trick or treaters and it's not something a lot of people in my neighborhood do (because they suck) Unfortunately, I live in an apartment that you need to buzzed in to. There's no doorman or lobby or anything, it's a…

GOD WE'RE ALL SO OLD!

I think eighteen is kind of the minimum age for being considered an adult. That's why I said nearly an adult. I was just joking anyway.

Wow. I don't mean to depress anyone but my cousin was born that year and she's like, nearly an adult now.

Congratulations on your impending delivery! The thought of going into labour somewhere like the grocery store must be really scary but I'm sure that won't happen. Stories like this are newsworthy because they're so rare, right?

Might I suggest Elise too? Quinn and Isla both seem to be gaining momentum but I'm not sure they'll ever make it to the top 5. Mia seems like it could be the next really popular name too, which I guess isn't surprising since everyone and their co-parent was naming their daughter Amelia a little while ago.

I suggested Vivienne because it's so popular and I think it's about to blow up. I know at least 3 couples who named their kids Vivienne this year. It seems to be the name parents go to when they want 'something different from (insert popular name here)'.

How do you pronounce that? Is it Yoo-lay-lia?

YES. I'm going to throw Vivienne in the ring to start.

I was thinking the same thing. I knew it wouldn't be the most popular name but I thought Kimberley would take at least a couple of states in the eighties.