and you are here in kotaku for? because for me i dont give fucks about reddit so i dont visit there... the editor found it there and shared it here and i was able to see it

need some aloe vera for that burn?

It's sad when you don't have to dress up to cosplay as a live-action idiot.

Rock Bottom: When you start saying the refs screwed you in a consolation game. Don't worry, kids...we're still going to Shakey's for Pizza and Super Spuds after the game! Don't worry.

In one single point:

Remember that SNL sketch where Will Farrell plays a congressman who runs post election attack ads on his opponent for weeks. Like, even though he wins the election, he spends millions of dollars gratitiously attacking his old opponent. That's you right now.

If the sales manager saw to it to reverse the transaction, then there was clearly something egregiously wrong here. If you can't recognize that, you may want to see someone and get checked for possible sociopathy.

And you're still a moron.

You're quite a dumb fuck, aren't you? Or just perhaps blind.

You're not a Cavs fan, which means you don't know what it's like to have a talent like LBJ to call your own. You are applying your own biased sensibilities unto Cavs fans which makes no sense. The same way guys take back that gf that dumped them again and again.... sometimes Fandom doesn't need to make sense.

This is the internet. The only things people want to do is tear down others, be negative, and get their "LOL's" on by posting dumb gif's.

I, for one, think a lot of this is alcohol-related. Get rid of the alcohol and you'll get rid of the problem. Plus, it'd be totally fitting for AT&T to not have any bars.

While CA and America in general sure could stand some improvement in this regard, it's long past time to stop letting SF off the hook for this shit.

This is the kind of crazy fuckery I love to encounter in online games.

The first rule of CrossFit is you do not stop talking about CrossFit.

The district viewed video of the lap dance on a cell phone video.

See what you're saying, but he can't be held responsible for Cleveland's management tossing its assets around like candy and shipping off future draft picks as if he's in the bag - unless of course his agent was selling them hard on the possibility. (But why would he? LeBron doesn't need the leverage in any case)

To piss off Dan Gilbert, which I am wholly in favour of.

I'll be impressed when they clear Barry Bonds-sized cap space.

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