Yes, but also way more people that believe in evolution and way less cousin-fucking in those places

Fuck Duke

Only a Deadspin writer would try to say Pareja somehow came out ahead in any way in that scenario.

That looked like a win for the Timbers coach to me. Flipped the tissue, said "Scoreboard bitch", and walked away leaving the Dallas coach looking like a little kid....

Billy is going to make this the central focal point of his upcoming 10k word scathing indictment of the sad state of MLS coaching.

Right now? Trying to get into PC gaming.

Classic. Blame the victim.

wow, you're really hoping these guys, who damaged nothing and hurt no one get fatal cancer, because they had the gall to happily explore an abandoned building?

Considering Chip Kelly has only been the coach of the Eagles since January 2013, I'm guessing this is quite an exaggeration.

Ahem. Let's distinguish between the Director of B'ball Ops and the receptionist here. One is the boss, making lots of money and giving orders to commit the violation, and the other is an employee who may have been pressured/coerced by her superiors to do the deed.

That is actually very different, as others noted, but yes - issues happen across the board for everyone. A better comparison would be Game of Thrones episode 2 which some XboxOne users stated didn't keep their choices from Episode 1. I don't think it happened for all users and hadn't heard from non-XboxOne owners…

Kind of like Xbox players not able to play digital versions of their games recently? Because these things only happen to one platform?

Eh, I'm not so sure I agree. I mean, yes, you have developer intentions. Obviously devs try to get people to play their game one way or another, you can see this in patches that will come out addressing various issues (e.g. Destiny nerfing some weapons while buffing others, they clearly don't want everyone just…

England has won exactly 1 World Cup. Brazil has won 5. Brazil's league is crap.

There are some real problems with the MLS, and I don't even self-identify as an MLS fan, but damn. This was a weirdly vitriolic hit piece complete with the stereotypical "Euro football fan snobbery" that I was seriously not expecting.

For a guy who spent 50% this article bitching at eurosnobs you spend 100% of the article acting like one.

Well, see ya. Consider yourself un-guilted.

I don't watch any soccer, foreign or domestic, so let me make sure I have the two sides of this piece right: MLS sucks because it's not European enough, and MLS fans suck because they're too European?

Yep, I am a huge asshole for going to MLS games and rooting for the Crew and haiving fun since they aren't the best team. Could you do a similar article about being a Browns fan?

But, being serious, the premise of this article, to me at least, is flawed. And yes, I realize the hook is firmly in my cheek, but still.