now we'll have to see if they make an unrated version too where they actually show shinji masturbating on asuka's body

Yea! you tap that ass Mario! Wait... Since when did Princess Peach start wearing boots...

She only pulled the scores out of her ass to channel what Tiger Woods put into it

She only pulled the scores out of her ass to channel what Tiger Woods put into it

As long as I can still kill them teams with O.J., it's allllll good :)

@Johnny-Boy: For Japan, they're cutting out the fact that she's looking for her long lost 1st cousin so they can marry

@thewhizzonator: only if they put them all in jail with Officer Long Dong with a 10 inch.... baton

Forget all these top 10 best draft picks ever. How about top 10 draft douches? I vote Gronkowski #1

Looks like Tebow's going to a place where he gets to take a break for half the year. Walking on water is hard work

Poor Joe Haden, I'd cry if I had to go to Cleveland too

@Karasu-kun: nah, that's just showing how devoted she is to the game. She even has her teeth throwing up gang signs

Jordan Crawford begs to differ

I think Little Jimmy has something to say about this

@bmoreDLJ: nice catch, lets hope next time he doesn't come out with a school girl outfit and a tesla coil around his finger

@tetracycloide: what free speech? Just like you can't threaten someone's life verbally, what makes rape ok?

@wasney89: Which gasket was it? If it was the valve cover gasket, sure it's easy but if it was a head gasket, good luck doing it yourself. People pay money for car repairs because there's a lot that can go wrong. Slightly over-torque one bolt and it's stripped or snapped. Changing your oil is simple but I've seen…

@Athena's Paladin: Ok, obviously you have a large bias towards widescreen so I'll just take your opinion as a grain of salt. Thank you, have a nice day.

@kbizzleZIDANE: Only if you flatten the back out, otherwise your drink will look like those dancing coca cola cans

Remember when you had to use alcohol to clean the contacts of NES games to make them work? Yea...

Capcom's character looks exactly like what a korean girl evil fighter would look like. Only thing missing are them squinty eyes.