If he is the son of a billionaire, he can't do anything better for the world then father as many as possible and spread his belongings when he is dead to all of them.

I'm not sure what the tax structure is like in Japan, but the fact that the kids already have "savings accounts and investments" makes me wonder if he's trying to use them and their names/accounts to hide money or business deals.

Interpol and Deutsche Bank, FBI and Scotland Yard

Genetic narcissism?

James Bond has always been Sci-Fi. I mean, there was a movie where they went into space.

As horrific as this is, it's a small-scale model of what could be reasonably be expected if it happened practically anywhere else on Earth, and the key is right there in his sentence:

As it was...

better article title would be: How To Write The Same Fucking Dystopian Novel/Movie You've Already Seen 1000 Times.

I'm totally with you - I always have thought that Nick was a smart and enlightened man who had acknowledged and accepted that his role in the marriage was to be, basically, Mariah's main support and bedrock, and a committed father to their children. So many women accept that arrangement, sweet or bitter as it may be,…

"Our sources say Mariah feels Nick has abandoned her by taking every gig that's on the table ... when they don't need the money. She's especially angry because it keeps him away from their kids."

One time a guy masturbated at me while puking over the seat in front of him. And this was at like 8am on a Tuesday morning. I had to admire his single-minded dedication to being a complete fuckup.

I think dry humping, or as I call it, dry fucking, is really underrated. Me and the Mr go through periods where it's a thing in the morning and by the time he comes home, we're all over each other. It's a little variety. :)

I had a friend that died on the DeathStar. He was in charge of exhaust port covers.

Shit. I like to do the driving AND I don't go to church.

So are you saying...God didn't make me?

*flames appear*

You wanna create Unabombers?

This tells me the harmless teenagers were white and rich. If they were black they might have been shot. Well maybe not since Ray Allen is black as well. That is a push.

you can easily find that on the internet right now, bro

Here I stand, once again, the lone defender of Lynch's Dune. I read the book first and loved it, and I've always thought Lynch brought a deep understanding of the book to the film. He captured the mood. The set design is incredibly beautiful and impressive, and was clearly influential of the evolving steampunk…

The elephant is so gentle and the human sticks a leaf in the poor dogs ear. Humans suck.

Rick Perry: too dumb to know he's too dumb to run for President again.