I'm totally with you - I always have thought that Nick was a smart and enlightened man who had acknowledged and accepted that his role in the marriage was to be, basically, Mariah's main support and bedrock, and a committed father to their children. So many women accept that arrangement, sweet or bitter as it may be,…

"Our sources say Mariah feels Nick has abandoned her by taking every gig that's on the table ... when they don't need the money. She's especially angry because it keeps him away from their kids."

One time a guy masturbated at me while puking over the seat in front of him. And this was at like 8am on a Tuesday morning. I had to admire his single-minded dedication to being a complete fuckup.

I think dry humping, or as I call it, dry fucking, is really underrated. Me and the Mr go through periods where it's a thing in the morning and by the time he comes home, we're all over each other. It's a little variety. :)

Shit. I like to do the driving AND I don't go to church.

So are you saying...God didn't make me?

*flames appear*

This tells me the harmless teenagers were white and rich. If they were black they might have been shot. Well maybe not since Ray Allen is black as well. That is a push.

you can easily find that on the internet right now, bro

The elephant is so gentle and the human sticks a leaf in the poor dogs ear. Humans suck.

Rick Perry: too dumb to know he's too dumb to run for President again.

And when it drops to only one set of footprints? It's then that Dog carries you

You know, ferrets *are* just cat-snakes. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ric…

Bear movements, ranked:

SO TRUE. The girl who cut and loaded my christmas tree last year was wearing a full face of pancake makeup. She was working her ass off in the sun, in FL, all I could think about was her face itching and her eyes stinging. I've never really worn makeup, it's my preference, but it's never been a political act - until I…

Ew. I can think of nothing worse than having everyone look at me. That was the one thing I HATED about my otherwise lovely wedding day — I even skipped the "first dance" we practiced for because I was DONE being looked at. :)

As far as I know its ONE store, a convenience store. I'm sure by the time it was set on fire the employees had long since fled. If any homes have burned I haven't heard about it yet.

WHAT CHAOS???? No chaos to see here, just freedom of speech and assembly. What is so damn scary about that?

Yes clearly those are the only two options. Do nothing or the cluster fuck that is currently going on. I had a problem this morning when i had to take a crap. I could either shit myself of take a dump on the bathroom floor. Every problem only ever has two options.

That is the storyline that the police themselves have put out. Several eye witnesses, including the man that was walking with Brown, have contradicted this.

But we are both Americans. That ought to be enough to guarantee we are treated equally.

This clearly justifies everything the police has done in ferguson, including murdering an unarmed man. Totes.