So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

Well, of course it is. Billy’s an Arsenal supporter. This whole thing is saltier than the Dead Sea. The Llorente dig, the trophy dig, he’s so fucking mad at Ajax for keeping up with this Beautiful Game crap instead of parking the goddamn bus. It’s delightful.

I mean to be fair that’s where it always is.

“Typically inept” Fernando Llorente was absolutely key in the 2nd half. He was the target man up front who won dozens of long balls and fixed the Dutch centerbacks thereby opening up space for Moura, Dele and Son.

Similar for me. I started following EPL casually about 20 years ago. I always enjoyed watching Spurs, and they were gradually becoming my team. At the same time, I found Arsenal fans to be the most annoying people around. That pretty much made me a die-hard Spurs fan.

stoppage time is a minimum. Time was added for the delay of game.

Yeah, ditto. I’ve been casually following Tottenham for about a decade and a half now, and I can 100% say that I started paying attention to them because I always found American Arsenal fans just irritating as hell. I mean not all of them, but... God, so many of them. They’re like Yankee fans, but somehow worse. So I…

“Lads, it’s TottenhaOHMIGODDDD!”

Unbelievable. Lucas Moura scores a hat trick and Spurs force another team to bottle it. Harry Kane’s jaw is still on the floor.

“In the sixth minute of a scheduled five minutes of stoppage time” is so misleading that it has to just be trolling.  The ball literally went into the net at 5:01, and that was after Onana was booked for time-wasting, having run nearly a minute off the clock.

Alas, I have been outvoted. But for posterity.

And you'll tell anyone you can about it any chance you get.

Counter-counterpoint: all billionaires suck

Counterpoint: All Billionaires are assholes.

Counterpoint: (the band) Tesla sucks.

This is a car enthusiast website. Almost every issue covered here is a first world problem. Doesn’t mean it’s not a problem.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Columbus resident here and season ticket holder for various seasons.

What’s really amazing is how much of the wildlife and vegetation has returned. Humans are worse for the environment than radiation apparently.