They also have to recruit against South Alabama, who is probably a bigger threat to them than Troy is at this point.

“Oh, can we hold this plastic dick over your head? “

Science fiction: (noun) 1. A genre of literature which emphasizes currently unrealized ideas such as space or time travel, sentient machines, etc. 2. A belief that Liverpool will ever win the league.

That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.

So Andrew McCutchen pays about $20,000 per month not to live in Pittsburgh?

I love you

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

A goat on a navy cruiser? Surely you’re kidding us.

you have entirety too much free time on your hands.

“You won’t see that in MLS!”

You won’t see that in MLS because nearly every MLS keeper would have been in position to get back to their line in time.

Cristiano! Welcome to Screamer. That was quick, man, you posting from the locker room?

Thanks for answering the question. Your failure to recognize an obvious reference to one of the great works of literature over the last 25 years, and a longtime favorite and common reference on this site, makes clear you are, in fact, an idiot.

“MILFHUNTER handle suggests you’re a walking douchnozzle.”

Stealing home with one out in the 5th inning vs. a walk off steal of home to win the game. Are you an idiot?

It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.

I’m 31, attractive, and have a great tan year round since I live in southern California.

Well, of course he aimed for the corner. He knew a Swiss keeper wouldn't pick a side.

I think they should fix the renderings to show the exteriors with desiccated grass and empty fountains to accurately predict the environmental future of the SoCal sites.