Not sure if the Deadspin HOF is still around, but can I nominate the "non-apology apology" for the class of 2014?

I'm sorry, but Ballsacagewa cracked me up.

It's clear he was the cream of the crop.

Can I get the Cliff Notes?

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

I think it's important to recognize that that doesn't mean [you] have a right to [people being] comfortable with you.

"Stop typing immediately." — Javier Mascherano

" a down-on-his-luck kid becomes a video-game champ, only to find himself recruited to fight in an interplanetary war." This was also the pitch Billy Mitchell made for his autobiographical film.

God, I LOVE this movie to death. I watch it all the time still, it still works, just beautiful in story and playing with sci-fi clichés and such. The 25th anniversary edition Blu-Ray is a must-see, the docs are great, especially the one from '99 talking about the early days of CGI and then the updated 2009 one to note…

I could see the replica trophy fooling people. But using cardboard cutouts as defenders yesterday proved ill-advised.

Definitely thought this was Association Football when I read the headline.

In the US, if you mention "Field Hockey" everybody would assume you're referring to women's field hockey. If you wanted to refer to the men's game (which is quite popular around the world) you'd have to specifically modify it to "men's field hockey."

Yeah it's fucking nonsense because it demands equal comparison between men and women when they don't play in things that are comparable because they don't directly compete. Take the soccer example. Landon Donovan is our top scorer in men's soccer where he's competing in a game dominated by Europeans and South…

Oh, I don't know about that. Is there any evidence that a country of 300,000.000 can't support a 25 or 30 team league? I mean the flipside is more teams means more scouting and a better chance of uncovering diamonds in the rough.

"Well that explains his constantly sprained wrist.... "

Yeah, well, fuck you.

That's pretty much the strategy they openly embrace: spend 90 minutes trying to prevent a soccer match from taking place.

Hey Timothy, here's the interview translation: