No one is giving up smoking.

It's actually one of the few things that MLS has adopted in advance of the rest of the world. They've had it since at least 2011, I believe.

You want to play that game, I'll bring up Bruce Arena. The entire US Soccer federation is built on the same head-up-the-ass American exceptionalism that our political system is built on. Klinsmann might be the only person connected in any way with US Soccer who knows how to look more than two months into the future.

Listen, man, I'm not trying to be rude, but the idea that "fans are entitled to shame athletes for voicing opinions" is a valid argument that deserves to be "part of the discourse" is silly.

Is this US-based soccer site going to cover any US games? By my count, we've played two that went pretty much without acknowledgment.

I don't think this guy's been within a mile of Lindsay Lohan.

Go back to Qatar.

So your argument is that playing soccer in 90 degree weather is not hot, because it can get hotter than 90 degrees? There's also the compelling evidence that you were not hot while you were sitting down.

Keen insights from a true gladiator!

The original move by Manny was not a brainfart. It was the first time Damon had hit the cutoff man since he played in Kansas City.

Howler is very good. That is all.

LD was better. Deuce is better.

So Klinsmann went with the fact that no Donovan meant the offense had punch while the midfield retained shape and could provide actual distribution around the field?

If you hope we get slaughtered then you aren't really a fan of the USMNT. So how about you

Partial findings by Nelson Forensics indicate that some support structures were not designed in a way that would hold the weight anticipated on that level of the stadium.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

Unfortunately the stadium's support structures were designed for weight capacity standards that are only applicable in the other 49 states.

That's a skewed statistic. You fail to take into account that some people (my ex sister-in-law, for example), marry and divorce several times over their life span. She's on her 4th marriage now, and there are many others like her out there.

You should always be monogamous with your main bitch.