from a better article:

Just do it.

Well, according to this picture, at least one:

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

Fuck football.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

Sean Connery in a gimp outfit?

I, for one, hope that David Moyes is manager of Man United forever and ever.

Waiter: Can I start you off with something to drink sir?

Instead of a pillow, each athlete will be issued his or her own euthanized, stray dog.

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

Only took you one place?

"Hand Egg!" - McKellan, grabbing Stewart's junk

Sounders vs Rapids rematch?

Texan?

"There's a person that comes on to kick the ball, and doesn't do anything else, and yet gets paid millions of dollars."

eh, this still beats anything on MMQB.

"YGTBFKM"

As someone who wrenches on old cars, I think that it's actually a nice detail.

Just to be clear, there are two variants of the LCS, the Austal one and the Lockheed Martin one. This article is just about the Austal one. Also I believe you guys are showing a picture of the wrong ship, although I'm on my phone so it's difficult to look into it further... most people probably don't know the…