One of the issues is that he's not just the manager, he's also the technical director. The director should be working at building the infrastructure of the US development program. His statements and endorsements of these players leaving work to diminish the player base here by diverting them elsewhere. It's reducing…

That's actually a Skyline Chili starter kit.

Usually it's John's Bugle cohort Andy Zaltzman with the puns.

If you were a MLS vet you'd know the punchline should be "The rest of it will be revealed in sixty to ninety days."

I ate a bunch of cocaine this morning

Those eyes. So open yet so lifeless.

Yep, nothing but crap in MLS. But what the hell, here's Dillon Serna against DC.

6 and counting #corrections

I am seeing a bit of hipster on hipster backlash developing about acting superior to non soccer fans inside the bubble in which we live. The new hipster thing is to welcome newcomers, point out how AMERICAN this all is, that Soccer is a perfectly good word and MLS actually is rough because it's like playing in Brazil…

Also, I see now I'm still drunk.

Was at firs, yeah I see where you're going, but the the massive bite made this a COTD contender. +2

This was better than your twitter response. +.500 on the day so far

However, you apparently didn't type with yours.

the hilarious thing is that he's now coaching... In Sweden.

DeAndre Yedlin. #corrections. Otherwise good read, thanks!

except on corners and free kicks

He's not the leader anymore. Deuce is. Klinsmann had this pegged since the trip to Cambodia.

first generation hispanics no, they're not going. It's in the second generations who never lived anywhere else that you see the growth.

Except nothing you wrote applies to MLS.

Those shirts are shit, total shit. Can't decide if they look more like Blowpops or Domino's Delivery uniforms.