Exactly. While I do understand the desire for the removal of Confederate flags (not as a reaction to recent events but as a realization that it never should’ve been a thing since the war ended) but for historical recreations, it should totally remain.

Speaking as a (big) Jew, I’m more offended by people trying to rewrite history than I am by swastikas. In fact, games like Wolfenstein: The New Order are way more resonant for me because they use actual Nazi imagery.

I’m all for pulling the flag down, and pulling sales of those stupid ass confederate belt buckles. But this, now this is just fucking retarded. The Civil War was a true historical event, so a game recounting that has nothing to do with anything happening today. It’s the same shit with all the other World War II…

I legit cried in that movie when I took my ex’s son to see it. He was like, “it is really sad, huh Mo?” YES. Yes it is. I was so not ready for that.

When I worked projection in the late 90s early 2000s every movie we showed came with a list of previews we were supposed to attach to it. Sometimes we got to pick one or two of our own choosing, but we weren’t supposed to go over the rating of the movie (i.e. if the movie was PG, we could run trailers for G and PG…

Speaking from experience, do yourself a favor and do not watch this movie if you suffer from infertility. I thought someone was going to have to scrape me off the floor.

I’ve taken my kids to children’s movies that have had not-for-kids movie previews. They are supposed to be edited for all audiences, of course, but more than once they’ve scared my kids. It’s annoying and mildly upsetting, but not the end of the world. I’d be rather pissed about this too, but still not as mad as I was…

I couldn’t agree more. I’m not suing Walt Disney’s cryogenically (YES, I KNOW THIS ISN’T TRUE, BUT IT SOUNDS BETTER IN MY RANT THAN SUING HIS CREMATED REMAINS!) frozen head because because (SPOILER ALERT) Bambi’s mother got shot, and let me tell you that was a traumatic childhood experience. See also: Dumbo.

I fucking hate parents that are afraid to answer questions. If they won’t I will and they aren’t going to like the answers I give. For example:

So you saw a penis! Boo fucking hoo!

Children asking questions are the worse thing ever! /s

But children are asking questions! She might have to be a parent now and start answering them!

Well, they both start with “Insi”, so easy mistake to make.

Probably would’ve been the same amount of crying for both movies, tho.

I laughed so hard at this that I fell off the bed.

Hey kids, head down to the basement, Fluffy wants to say hi!

If the “damage was already done” parents sue, I’m going to die of mental exhaustion. Please don’t be asses. Please don’t sue and make this world worse. Get your money back, a complementary ticket or two, and deal.

I... I just... I don’t want to judge because I once witnessed my psycho ex leave a club with his other girlfriend and walk toward his house, and he just smiled and waved at me and kept walking, and the next day I (confronted him with the irrefutable evidence of my eyes) allowed myself to be convinced again that they…

I’d contact his wife... She kind of deserves to know that he’s been cheating on her, at least emotionally, with this other woman. Just what the FUCK.