I can honestly this say this would never occur to me to even try. I'm not sure if that's a sign of extremely good sense or a very sad lack of imagination.

See, when Miley Cyrus dances around with heavy machinery, it's "cool, edgy and provocative." When this woman does it, she's hilarious and "not well-received." When I do that at Home Depot, I get "Sir, we believe you're drunk, and we'd like you to leave the premises."

His face is priceless. The Thai food was ordered at the "I want a gay guy to touch my boobs" line.

let's see... you're too sensitive... feminists have no sense of humor... i'm sorry you were offended.... wait, that's BINGO! what did i win?

I don't agree with the argument that just because it doesn't mean to be an insult makes it okay. I actually put that in there! I know people are trying to be positive and make a connection and it still doesn't make it better.

Man, you didn't even want ladyfriends and you STILL had more game than I did. Typical gay, right?

It seems to me that the author is writing a personal essay encouraging people to not, in general, lump marginalized or minority groups together, and is using his experience as a member of a traditionally marginalized group to get the point across. The people getting pissy and arguing that the author is trying to tell…

One of my best friends is gay, and I always joke with him that he's a "disappointing gay" because he hates musical theatre (something that I love) and won't go to shows with me when I visit him in NYC.

The fact that what you took from this article is "Jezebel feel[ing] the need to tell everyone how they can speak" as opposed to the larger point of generally recognizing the individuality of human beings and not engaging in "benevolent" stereotyping, which can be very insidious, is telling.

Obligatory.

When I was in college, so many of my younger female classmates wanted to be friends with "a gay." I was *not* that gay. Once, one of them ran up to me and grabbed my arm, clinging to me like a barnacle. I shook her off into a bush, but she kept coming back.

Referring to a member of a minority group as if they represent all members of said group is dehumanizing.

Forever. It's not even a jump in logic. He has almost no margin for error.

Loving another human=such a big distraction that you should be shunned from football because Jebus hates the gayz

Keith Olbermann is a sanctimonious jerk. I hate him and his smarmy approach.

When a player is given double the suspension for shooting himself in the leg as Rice did for knocking out a woman and dragging her into an elevator, its obvious the NFL doesn't see women as equal to men.

The punishment doled out to Ray Rice is only slightly more outrageous than the fact that the god-damned NFL has me agreeing with Keith Olberman. Keith. Olberman. Agreeing. Me. Keith. NFL. Damnit. God. Damnit.

Wow that pulling someone over for passing on the left is one of those laws that cops only use to pull someone over because they have no other legal basis to do so.

Such a shame to see Blackmon throw his career away to drugs. Why couldn't he just beat his fiancée instead?

"large in stature and athletically fit" is my new favorite euphemism for black