Oh, they have motion detector sprinkles for scaring away wildlife. That would be seriously hilarious to watch someone wander over ready to go, only to get the hose.

Not quite sure what a yin'z is

Is it just me, or does this woman's laconic "Wasn't mine" re: tossing shit back over her fence make her kind of heroically hilarious?

Does poison ivy grow in her area of the world? I'll happily pitch in $50 for plant seeds for her...

nothing a paintball gun can't fix. That's how we solved the tagger issue in my neighborhood. Best part about it is that they'll be easy for the police to identify. "Douchebag with bright pink paint on his ass. Aisle six!"

Well I watch out the front window of the trailer here and I see the truckers pulling off and pulling their little things out

Please. He doesn't know the teams...

The birds knew the risk of concussion when they flew into the building.

Ha, Birds are so dumb...

Where was the outrage when the Georgia Dome was filled with lifeless Falcons for most of last season?

Bird: Don't get too close guys. I heard you can die from contact.

Durant: So, Biebs, you want bloodies or mimosas?

You go out to eat with another team's lid?

This GIF will never get old. I like to think that Brendan's agent just slowly shed a tear, knowing that after all that work to get him a second of camera time to remind people that Brendan Fraser was still a real-live actor was instantly shat away in one, glorious, panicked clap of the hands.

Personally, I'd think that it's actually the Pro who's struggling if he's working at Dick's full-time.

ESPN where they only have enough resources to cover one man from each sport it covers: Woods, Jeter, Tebow/Manzel, LeBron/Jimmy Johnson/Geno Auriemma

The PGA might be doing better if television wouldn't dedicate 97 percent of its golf resources and publicity to the guy who finished in 69th place.

In fairness, Dick's do occupy that region.