He also charges ten dollars "a hour".

It's kind of suspicious that Rebecca hasn't been commenting on this thread. I would watch a sitcom or reality show where the down-on-his-luck celebrity Romeo, due to a lack of babysitting gigs, has to move back in with his hilarious and universally-beloved feminist sister Rebecca. Especially if it was called Every…

Frankly, I'm impressed that he doesn't charge "$10 dollars" a hour.

That man is the face of sadness and death-grip masturbation.

They take shots at the shirt, but nothing about the pants? That seems like a missed opportunity. Maybe he only wears those pants for special occasions? Like, just regular jeans/Dockers to work, and these bad boys for date nights.

To be honest, it's probably for the best that his babysitting not involve anyone's pants coming off.

I saw the photo and got really excited that this article would be about The Babysitters Club. I am gravely disappointed.

can't imagine he's broke, as those veneers scream "I know how to get a good bargain!"

My favorite comment from the original story on Mr. Romeo Rose (though I can't remember if it was on the Gawker or Jez version) came from someone who worked at the same call center he did and confirmed that he dressed like this every day, and that he was known throughout the office as that weird freak who constantly…

I will not watch them in a box, I will not watch them with a fox. I do not like kids, Sam I Am!

"Austin celebrity"

So today we have the would-be nurse who refuses to prescribe contraception and the would-be babysitter who refuses to change diapers. Great job, everybody.

I only charge $10 a hour.

I think the pregnant girl was agreeing to have sex for money and bringing he4 boyfriend along for protection, which obviously didn't work out. I wonder if they were just desperate for money because of the baby? Such a depressing story :(

So many questions, all of them variations on "WHY THE FUCK"

I think I'm done with the news for today. Bed seems like a grand idea.

Correct. Literally NO ONE owned the current jerseys because they redesigned them 2 years ago.

Well of course Seattle dominates the top 25. No one owned a Seahawks jersey until two years ago.

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