This felon can get a job over a homeless person just because he is attractive.

I'll say this as someone who double majored in college and has two masters degrees, this requirement that people have to have a a degree to get a job or to move up is complete bullshit. If you have managed to somehow land yourself a job and have proven that you can do the work to the point that the company wants to…

Mine was a journalist who was like eff this low pay no respect crap and went back to college to become an English teacher while she was pregnant with my sister (her third child). I was in kindergarten and my brother was 2.

No kidding. I worry about absolutely everything absolutely all the time but that has never led me to think "I had better empty a clip into my bathroom door just in case there are invisible murderers in my house, who apparently really needed to use the restroom before murdering me, and also made my girlfriend disappear…

[sincerely] thanks :). That's cute (I will not co-opt)

This guy:

Hey! Sometimes we're punch lines, too! Or half of the population at this weird club they went to just to see what it would be like or to really get in touch with, you know, NEW YORK New York. To feel something REAL.

Just stopping by to chime in that Dallas Basic is fucking ON POINT. But you forgot the Michael Kors watch the size of salad plate.

This amused me.

Oh no no no no. Dont start with the automatic playing of embedded video. Please. I absolutely hate that. Just DONT DO IT.

Like a feature film that screens in an actual theatre or HBO. HBO is making some great films (e.g. Behind the Candelabra, Normal Heart). Something better than Lifetime!

I'm so glad.

Hopefully they come back in one piece.

I guess they didn't want to rock the boat.

Just as well, she really was more than a woman.

I suppose Lifetime will have to dust itself off and try again, try again.

no one deserves a Lifetime bio.

Also, you could include "goes to Dupont semi-frequently, but Adams Morgan or U street when they're feeling daring."

D.C. Bro's hobbies should include more league activities. Softball, bocce, beer pong, horseshoes — D.C. Bro is already registered in advance for all of the fun his summer can handle, and he helped design the tshirt. Isn't this a hilarious tshirt? Do you even kickball, bro?