Pretty much, boo.

"I don't think you're fat, but I think you could really stand to build up some strength in your core. The chocolates are for when you give up exercising and start using the bike as a place to hang wet towels."

You forgot the people who buy you socks. I love getting socks! It means I have socks which are new and lovely to wear. I forget to buy socks. And then I get sad. I love socks.

Maybe he was trying to Bump start it.

Awww sheeiiiittttttttt *fans herself*

Helllooooo

My husband grows this kind of facial hair from time to time. I'm going to recommend he grow his head-hair out to complete the look.

King Triton looks like Jay Leno.

Yep. I'm a girl, and apparently I have a "male" communication style because I respond by suggesting solutions.

If you're the type of person who likes to fix things and solve problems, don't assume every complaint your SO makes is a troubleshooting request. Sometimes it's just about venting.

You know, I've held my tongue for a long time but I have to say that I'm sick and tired of this stuff being normalized and shoved in our faces and we are supposed to accept it like it's ok and natural. Well I refuse to. Playing an NFL game over a dirt baseball infield is an abomination and I won't have it broadcast…

This is my favorite kind of comment... the one that anticipates the liberal outrage that doesn't exist. Bravo

Bud Adams: The Houston Oilers are moving...

It's sad that in today's NFL, a player only needs to take one hit to the head before the medical staff starts questioning his orientation.

I dated a guy whose name is Kayode (coyote) and his twin brother is Kojo. I was afraid what he would have wanted to name our children.

Many, many years ago, someone in my family named their daughter Larken. Now, as a baby, Larken and even Lala (what we used to call her) was very cute, but it's not a name that ages well. I feel like we should all have baby names and adult names. We chuck the baby name once we lose our baby teeth.

Is anybody else relieved that this list seems be more "eccentric" names than a list of anachronistic "haha, look what poor people name their kids!

Denton is a last name. And a town in Texas.

Bonus: Don't assume your partner, either gender, will automatically conform to these ways of conversing. Better, don't assume these suggestions are for only men or only women. No one should throw advice around all the time, everyone could do with a little prodding on how they want to be responded to.

More like Nosuch Dame, amirite???