With the exception of his article in which he states women aren't funny and anything having to do with Hillary Clinton, everything I've read or heard him say spoke to him being a proponent of women's rights and empowerment.

Team Samoas. Yes, I said Samoas, but I'd eat them even if they called 'em beets.

Hear! Hear!

It's times like these when I really really miss Christopher Hitchens. I'd love to hear what he'd say to Pat Buchanan.

To each their own, yo. The reason Eddie's in position #1 is that he's been on the list LONGER. I actually lust after them all quite equally and if ever faced with having to make a choice I'm completely screwn, as I believe I wouldn't be able to.

That's why I thought Britophile worked better. A lot of folks don't know there's a difference between British and English. Not hating, just saying.

Got it!.

If the news about the Willis girls is accurate it makes me incredibly sad. I doubt Demi would abandon her girls if one or more had issues. As the adult child of an alcoholic, I understand it can be overwhelming when a parent's problems are a drag on your otherwise young and happy life. It just seems kinda harsh. In…

Soooo freaking jealous of her. He's on my LIST.

Kinda got teary when I read she'd just missed it. She's such a bad ass and a fantastic inspiration to us all. I love her and I still think she's a bad ass.

Let's not mince words here. Adam Carolla, you're a fucktard.

I don't think they're all clueless. I think it's just public apathy. If they're not talking to me it isn't my business. Equally as infuriating IMHO.

AND video to post to YouTube to go viral so that Ann Taylor could release a public and official apology to Becky, Cricket, and the rest of the world for their ignorance and lack of proper training of their staff.

And about 15 seconds to hand them back their garments and tell them they'd lost my business forever if they insisted on continuing their nonsense.

Why doesn't any of this shit ever happen when I'm around? Becky and Cricket are entirely too classy for that store anyway.

Patton, Sarah and George - hilarious. This is what Twitter is for, people.

Oh Alan. Forever you will remain Hans Gruber. One of my first and very serious bad boy crushes. Still incredibly bad ass.

You crayzee as shit. Frida Pinto looks awesome in the chartreuse number. The only one I thoroughly agree with you on is Beth. It would be totally punk for her to do a full length gown even if she had to shred it or something to feel comfortable. Jane Fonda's dress is hideous. Diane Kruger looks stunning and cool and…

False advertising! Judging by the post title "Good/Bad/Ugly" I was expecting some good. Didn't get any.

The boa feather slippers are killing me. I'm crying with laughter. Maybe it's just the cold meds, but that's some funny shit to me right now.