@Future Cat Lady of America: If it were me I'd do something completely quirky and local. Like something he wouldn't find in his neck of the woods like a cow patty tossing contest or bird calling contest. Take him to the local VFW and watch the old folks dance..? I don't know how rural you are, but there is some…

@bobella is owltastic!: I actually hate them all. I'm rather a purist when it comes to language and I think the internet and cell phone texting are ruining the language.

@so much honey: Legal maybe, but harmless? That would be really nice.

@PorkStore: Who are you getting those from?

@weirdette: Oh, food porn. My favorite!

@so much honey: Why can't smoking pot be legal and harmless.

@riveting.rosie: Here's a funny for you: A friend of mine (yes, really a friend) went out with a guy who tripped over a rug leaving the restaurant and fell into a door. They got in the car and left and she made him pull over at a gas station stating she had to pee. Once in the restroom she collapsed into laughter. …

I ordered my Lunette today. I almost can't wait for my next period. Almost.

@Polyandthenomials are in LA: I've been watching CNN for the last hour and they've pretty much said the same thing - that she is following commands and responding to stimuli - they haven't mentioned the husband thing. I hope she makes a full recovery.

@SouthernSatine: omg SO so cute

@singing_femmebot: Yay!

@DrDaglessMD: Let me try this again! I am dying laughing. Disregard the pic of Ms Crawford. That was an earlier copy and paste to show her hair to someone.

@DrDaglessMD: Odin

@PenelopePeony: How beautiful.

@ThereIsNoFluffy: I'm a total cat lady and that pic made me LOL.

@pamplemousse: I'm currently doing the Dukan Program and I'm in Phase 1 - almost at the end thank goodness - I got some Extra Dessert Gum - Key Lime Pie. It is the shit! It's been a lifesaver.

@parigote: I feel you. I gave up D. Coke 6 years ago after many years of living on the stuff.

@SamIam24: I'd wear those. Especially since I don't think I've owned jeans that don't contain some amount of spandex/stretchy-ness for like 10 years. $40 is a bit steep for embellished yoga pants IMHO.

@HarpMadness: I keep thinking if I see it enough times I'll become desensitized. These commercials have been running for the last 3 years and I still bawl if I sit and actually watch them. It just gives my heart a hurt to see some of the worst people are capable of.

@LadyTudorRose: Your post needs a spoiler alert! hehe