Okay, I'm confused. Fairies?

@Mblase: This made me LOL. Part of what I love about Bill is that old southern gentleman drawl. I could actually hear his voice reading this. Funny.

@KingCouth: seconded!

Why are we still interested in 50cent's tweets again? I forget.

@HurricaneEyes: Hear! Hear! I used to live there and miss it terribly. L.A. is awesome. I think the haters confuse L.A. with Hollywood. Not the same at all.

@hussein persepolis hussein: See my reply below about Kling & Klang.

@chiken: Kling & Klang were the "keystone" cop characters on H.R. Pufnstuf - complete bumblers.

Mindy Kaling rocked that dress. I agree that the McQueen that Anna picked probably wasn't the best choice for her frame, but it was hardly the worst look out there. I submit that Rita Wilson was way worse.

@14K:missesMizJ: Totally agree. What was that strange seam at the most unflattering point on the bodice? Not the best McQueen I've seen at all.

I was also glad to see Alexander McQueen represented and by one of my favorite actresses made me love them both even more, but as they panned to the hemline I wasn't in love with it any more. I love the top embellishment, but the hemline just did something really really weird.

@nesoxochi: He seemed to be discombobulated too. Like when the doctor put me on xanax for anxiety. Hard to talk and hard to think. I mean, he's not as young and sharp as he once was maybe, but he seemed kinda out of it. I'm hoping they were kicking back champage in the limo on the way to the show, meaning that it…

@14K:missesMizJ: yeah. That was jarring and unfunny. Too bad. It's stuff like this that shows we have a long way to go yet as a society.

I was thrilled for Jim Parsons. Love him. Hugh Laurie was robbed, as usual. Overall I agree with the "boring" assessment.

If I could have my grandma back I'd take out her trash every day 20 times if she asked me. I'd give her piggyback rides to the grocery store and serve her breakfast in bed.

The new automatic Swiffer. Or the staircase Roomba.

@sinead.elliot.: I'm with you. I like it, too. I couldn't wear it, mind. Oh, hell no. But on her I think it looks cool.

@westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): Yeah I'm lovin' the Viking, too, but there is something about Bill's southern gentleman that just speaks to me.

@mewkabulu: Funniest. Post. Ever.

I just started watching True Blood int he last couple weeks. Season 1 last weekend. Season 2 this weekend. Knowing they're a couple in real life make me feel like a dirty voyeur. And I fucking LOVE it.

Widdle Fingers!! I die.