My head just exploded from the cuteness.

I've never known LIFE magazine to be remiss, but how could they have missed Portier?

Wouldn't be surprised in the least if Palin weren't in talks with Fox to be the female Glen Beck. Fitting really, since they both seem to be on par with each other.

@Taigan: Could not agree more. I used to think she wore entirely too much makeup. She is so naturally beautiful. Nice to see her let it show.

I can't get with the orange-red lipstick. It just doesn't do good things for the look. Get some blue-red and go for it.

They got it right this time. Oh, yes they did. But you know, there are better pics of JD. Then again, any JD is good JD.

"but like, I'm never going to find someone like him ever again..." Consider yourself lucky that way. The tool thing was kind of hilarious in the middle of the sadness of her low self-esteem.

My first Dracula fantasy. I was 15. *sigh*

I love Bill Maher. I wanna hang out with him and chat.

I hope I'm around to witness the comeuppance Spencer Pratt's got waiting for him. Please let me be around. That little twat.

@Moriturus: Which makes me love it even more! #newmoon

Right on. I'mma dig out my fringey jacket and wear it. Was waiting for that to come back in style. #lindsaylohan

I am sort of really intrigued by the kilt wearer behind her. I want to see the face of this brave young man. #daisylowe

@JessickerFletcher: Rats! I was looking for a better pic of Gary Oldman as the old Dracula. This one's kind of dark, but in this costume you couldn't tell where his skin stopped and his hair started.

I don't think this cover as one single thing to do with selling magazines. I don't think it has anything to do with sexism either. In fact, getting mired in the supposed sexism of this cover misses the more blatant point Newsweek is trying to make here.

Wow. I'm just not a fan of that hair color on her. I think she's beautiful, but that hair just looks strangely pale. It reminds me of: #rihanna

The guys' suits look too small for them.

Margaret Cho made me laugh out loud. Unexpected potty humor is really the best kind. #beat

I want that coat to wear with jeans and a turtleneck. Smashin. #taylormomsen

Love the shoes and they'd go lovely with any LBD. The jacket is tres snazzy.