Hey I know! Let's just ban the stupid "sport" for everyone! Problem solved. Bullfighting is animal abuse. There are just no 2 ways about it. Sorry. Can't feel gender discrimination vibe strongly enough over the rage I feel for this activity being allowed to happen anywhere.

Omg his little peen! How hilarious! Awwwwwwwww!! Wanna hold uhm and love uhm and feed uhm.

@Artemisia999: I was actually thinking an early 80s Striesand.

The hubbs hates her but I think she's adorable. She also does a Glade PlugIns commercial in which they do yoga.

You all can laugh me out the door if you want to but I love Jennia Fredrique's whole thing goin on. I love the jeweled headdress too. I would so wear that. I would so not look that great in it, but by god I'd wear it.

especially when your primary experience is with a grandfather whose hair resembles Andrew Jackson's at the best of times and who crazy-glued his teeth into his mouth for special occasions

@harperleebowitz: I would suggest the National Holocaust Museum as one of those life changing things to experience, but if you've only got a few hours.....that's about how long it takes to get through the museum.

I actually loved Dharma & Greg mostly because of their parents. Pretty funny.

Is that color what horse afficiados would call roan? Its lovely.

Is that a bow tie? Momma told me never trust a man in a bow tie.

The only thing that could make fall's arrival better is if it were follwed directly by spring instead of winter. But I'll deal. I love fall. No more sweatty Betty.

Oh goodness sakes. Wanna hold it and love it and feed it. Sweet.

Would you call the color of that dress salmon? It is the oddest color to me for some reason. Oh, and Rumer looks great in it.

Hot child...

What I find amazing is that he looks this freakin good after everything he's done to himself.

@Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): Yeah that's what I thought too. I'll have to log into twitter and see.

Russell Brand is one of my favorite tweeple. His posts are so random and hilarious.

So nice that there's a picture of Michael Symon to accompany this article. I want to eat hummus off his chest.

Robert Pattinson doesn't have to try for the sexyface - he is the sexyface, stoned, drunk, or sober.

@SidheDragon: *Indiana