Next time could we have a wee bit bigger pic to accompany the story? Just a wee bit. Thanks!

Those pants make his ass look big. I like some junk in the trunk on my men, but that's just not in a good way.

One of the commentors on the vid mentioned this Joe isn't even registered to vote...??? Anyone check that out? I'm going back to the website to see if I can find out info on it. Wouldn't THAT just be icing?

The uniform: adorbs! The fact that Elle MacPherson can eat pastry: unfuckingbelievable! This is a great pic.

Stephen Colbert's straight delivery of the ridiculous is captivating.

That was a little harsh. I wouldn't exactly call the lipstick hideous.

@telecomic the big dumb dog: RE: Butt sweat. I was kind of thinking the same thing and, you know, rubber isn't absorbent so where's all that butt sweat gonna go? I'll freaking tell you where. It's gonna run right down the back of those cute little legs and into those funky shoes, that's where. And that's just not…

You know - if that sweater can hide a belly swolen with twins, and it looks like it's doing an amazing job, I'm pretty sure I need that thing.

I love the boots, but I'd wear 'em with some great jeans.

Oh the cheeks! On both of them!! Liev can be my daddy.

I think this is the first time ever I've liked everything this girl is wearing. Smashing! She looks healthy and happy.

I want that shirt. I just don't understand folks not voting. It is our voice. Often I'm ashamed at our voting numbers when held up against other countries that don't have near the freedoms and luxuries we do. Our laziness and complacency is shameful.

My god he's going to age well. Keep an eye on this young man. If he can gain some real acting chops he'll be one to watch.

@Erinthebitch: Me too! I don't pay rent so I could save for a couple months and buy them.

You know - I been drunk a time or two - I've even drank to blackout and never, not once, have I ever woke up in a bed I mistook for my own. I never so much as put a key in the wrong apartment door because they all look the same. I think folks are just copying Robert Downey Jr. because it sounds like fun.

Ok I burst out laughing at that headline. Hilarious.

If I had a gun I'd shoot Doocy. He's an idiot. The clip did give me a much needed laugh since they announced the big M word at my company today - merger - we all know that that means. Oh, and WTG Jessica.

Is it wrong to say Obama has my vote in part because of Michelle? I love this woman. If she runs for President 16 years from now I'm voting for her.

@SidheDragon: er not shorts - a bloody skirt no less.

Bell-bottom jeans. Anyfreakingthing but shorts.