THAT is not Winehouse. That is a DUDE impersonating Winehouse. I do believe in fairies. I do. I do. I think I can even see junk in the front.

I just fall in love with him as a daddy every time I see him with his kids. He's really something.

@cautionarywhale: Ah see now, George Clooney with a nice haircut and a decent shave, well it just doesn't get any better does it? So I do like it on some. I just prefer Bloom's "Pirates" look. Arrr.

Orlando needs more facial hair and longer locks. He's looking so, how does one say it, early twentysomething.

@ext212: Good call. Not Kanye's best look AT ALL.

She wears that stuff and still looks stellar. If I wore it people would think I was homeless and give me money. Hey wait.

She does the hat proud. I love you, Pink.

Is that her dad?

Okay, so the kid is fucked up, but how'd she get that way? Where are mom and grandma going while the kid's off herding reindeer? I'm sorry but that kid wasn't born fucked up, she was grown that way. Slap mom and grandma and well, still make the kid herd reindeer. Who knows, that experience might negate some of her…

I want a fucking Highlander, not JUST any old Scotsman.

I'd fly in a mumu too if I had to fly a lot.

I wish as a condition of his winning all those medals he had to go everywhere with Aaron Peirsol and they both had to be shirtless. I just want to look at their abs, well, and Peirsol's eyes.

Bah, so what, she doesn't wear a bra. It's not like it's original or anything and she doesn't look that bad without one. If they were bouncing off her knees maybe. Just sayin.

What a handsome little devil!

WHERE is her left arm???? I'm now disturbed.

The fabric abs in the costumes are hilariously precious and this picture proves my theory that Victoria Beckham could make a sack look sexy. She goes one step further by making it an orange sack for crying out loud. I give up.

I just had my first mammogram. I'm neither really large breasted or really small. I was absolutely dreading it. It was absolutely no big whoop. From the stories I'd heard I thought I would certainly be in tears on the floor, as my pain threshold is like a quarter of an inch long. I also consume about 16 oz. of coffee…

Watch out UPS guy in the background. You're next!

@SidheDragon: Dumbass - read the whole thing - wish she was dancing.

@SidheDragon: In a good way.