Geroff me cheese! Love W&G!! Don't they both look dapper in the pic.

Terrence Howard says, "one wipe will do."

Not to be all shallow or anything, but Sam's mom looks tore up from the floor up.

This is southern Missouri - so, yes, it is 1952. Back asswards.

I'm sorry. I WANT to love them. But I just can't get past my loathing of the bikini speedo-type swimwear. I could ignore the silly earmuffhat gear thing. I promise to work on that for 2012.

Is it just me or could this guy be a distant relative of Corey Feldman? There's some resemblance there.

And, for the record, I love this breed of dog. Bernese are beautiful. They deserve nnames that speak to that.

@fauxdustin: Obvs you have style and class.

@drunkashell: Google it.

A friend of mine who works for Sony Pictures says Mr. Washington is a top notch gentleman, kind, humble, and extremely polite. Anyone can have a bad day, I suppose.

Now normally I'm all into people eatin it unless its the elderly or otherwise physically challenged, but somehow this just makes me sad.

Duke? Buster? Entirely over-used.

I love the boots. Sue me.

No no no no no no no. God no. Though I do admire anyone who actually looks good in orange.

I oft find myself disagreeing with at least one of the "bads" or the "uglies". Not so in this case. I love Leonor's gown. It could only be made better by smoky colors rather than the bright ones, but it works as is.

@Hamsterpants: OMG me too! I have since developed astonishingly accurate gaydar.

Girlfriend is looking a lot healthier than the last time I saw her. Good for her. I loves me some Aretha it doesn't matter what shoes she's wearin!

Pale is the new tan. I hope girlfriend's wearing the appropriate SPF.

@Ms. Pants: Totally hilarious.

I'm sorry, but every time I hear the phrase Synchronized Swimming I think of the SNL (?) skit starring Harry Shearer and Martin Short and I can't help chuckling.