Holy shit.

Poor dear. *mourn*

This might be wrong, but I love that outfit. The gold Paul Stanley-esque star and the blazer, not so much.

She needs to go back to the black hair. She looked cute then. It looks like she's losing weight too. No, no, no, bad Ashlee, bad.

@tragicallyunhip: I know!! The studio would certainly provide a car and driver for one of their golden children, don't you think? Celebrities with scads of money that get DUIs are just pathetic. I still love Kiefer, though, dumb as he is.

@tellmeagain: My thoughts exactly. Oh, and too much eyeliner, strange lenses, and lipstick. The poster child for a Walgreens cosmetics department gone wrong.

Totally batshit.

His Swiss Army Knife is pointing to his junk....?

Nevermind Ellen. What's up with her dude's hair? That is hideous. Someone with a pointed head shouldn't accentuate it.

She's not going to fool anyone until she stops with the leggings.

@LucyRed: Ditto. They're so sweet they make my teeth hurt.

Nope. Sorry. Pass. Too oily. NEXT!

Ha! Stephen King beat them to it. I wonder how much "research" he had to do to tap into that knowledge? Pennywise anyone? Fucking frightening!

@mzsej: SalmanfuckingRushdie.

Wow!! I freaking LOVE it!! She rocks that look.

He's looking real puffy. Is he a dranker, y'all?

Baked!! Which, of course, could mean either....or both...?

Woah. Just saw her in a movie so forgettable I've forgotten the name (with Nicholas Cage). She sucks. She's is indeed pretty, but she sucks at her job.

@ehnotsomuch: She's the victim of a low resolution digital image, I'm afraid.

Is it wrong that I don't think Carrie Ann Moss or Holly Robinson-Peete look that awful? They don't look half as bad as that get-up Amber Tamblyn's got on! Hideous.