I love you guys and I love this site, but you occasionally choose very curious hills to die on. It’s 2019, kids: Steve Kerr is not the problem. Let’s try to keep our eye on the ball. 

I wish they could all be Bart’s People, Lisa, I really do.

Your point is so, so important and I think it would be a shame if it were to be drowned out by people responding to a different point that you did not make.

I was at Shea Stadium in 2006 when Yadier Molina homered off of Aaron Heilman and Beltran watched Wainwright’s curve. The thing I remember most about that moment is thinking how strange it was that I could hear Molina clapping his hands in excitement as he rounded second base. It was that quiet. You could hear the…

So there’s, like, zero chance the Dolphins sign her now, right? This sucks.

We are strongly dissatisfied and we oppose Silver’s claim to support Morey’s right of free expression.

How can Anderson ever show his face in that arena again? I am a reasonably intelligent person and I certainly recognize that macho impulses are literally and presently the downfall of our society, but you gotta throw a punch there, no? I mean, that’s some older brother shit right there. If Morris got away with that…

This wouldn’t even be news if it came out of the NFL. It’s only a man-bites-dog snippet because the NBA has curated the image of a league that is “receptive to the players’ views” and “encourages discourse on an array of issues,” whatever the fuck that all means. But it’s all bullshit. The power and wealth of NBA playe…

The only two places Mahomes can’t hurt you are from the sidelines and from his backside . . . keeping him on both of those for as much of the game as possible is about the best blueprint you are gonna find for beating the Chiefs (or the Pats).

Dabo Swinney? Are you sure it isn’t D.B. Sweeney with the inside track for the gig?    The Cutting Edge was underappreciated in its time.

The Cardinals are pissed that he didn’t play The Right Way.  Fuck them.  The Braves are pissed that he didn’t play the right way, and they have a point.  

Wait, can’t we agree that Andrew Stevenson was guaranteed to score from second, so that the error only cost the Brewers a chance to keep the game tied? There were two outs and Stevenson was running on contact; there is no way he doesn’t score from second . That game was tied the second Soto hit it. Hader was…

Wow, she hasn’t aged a day. 

Fun fact:  that sentence comes with a question mark at the end when Antonio Cromartie says it.

How on earth did you just breeze right past the Sir Mix-a-Lot reference? Ken Tremendous is rolling over in his proverbial grave.

My Brittle Pony

Barry: The Yankees are cursed!

Dumbass. He was called up from the minors years ago.

That’s President Doddering Old Mummy With A Skull Full Of Dumpster Juice to you, big guy.

It was a totally unwatchable broadcast. Just a bunch of dudes droning on and on in excruciating detail about stuff that no one really cares about. Could they be any more out of touch? You could tell that some of them didn’t even really want to be there. And sure, they trotted a few women out, but even that act itself…