Holy shit the exact same thing happened to me a couple of years ago! Long story long, her name was Wendy, yadda yadda yadda, and my ex-wife and I are still on pretty good terms all things considered.

“Don’t make me deal with it.” LOL.

I like the way Snrub thinks!

He chose the shoes that he felt would put his feet in the best position to succeed.

He had a much better option for footwear but at the last minute and with no explanation he decided to go with the toe shoes.

Reflect on the phrase “mandatory sensitivity training” for as long as you need to until you get the joke.

I realize that it is worse than pointless to get Mad At Things on the Internet, but I just can’t with that fucking hood.

I do. A lot of us do. A huge number of us are questioning how we’ve interacted with women in the past and worried that we have been criminally naive about the pervasiveness of this epidemic. I mean, I’ve never sexually harassed anyone . . . at least I don’t think I have, and I certainly never meant any harm . . .…

Seriously, is there anything worse than the people who type the entire e-mail in the subject line? I CAN’T FUCKING READ THAT ON MY PHONE, DAD.

[Elizabeth Warren slam]

. . . and probably the greatest .gif, too.

Is Gilbert just trolling LeBron at this point? Kyrie and a first-round pick for Jordan Clarkson and Larry Nance?  

Luger? More like WINNER, amirite?

Counterpoint: Gronk still has an agent.

“Frankie the WOP” would be a prime Kinja handle.

I’m gonna go give this a star, give this a star.

he also reps Colts GM Chris Ballard

“I swear thought it was the baton.”

It’s almost like being middling outfielder for 15 years doesn’t qualify someone to head a labor union.

The last two comments from the father as he was being led out of the courtroom really struck me . . . when he asked the officers what they would do in his situation, and when he shouted to the person off camera that she hadn’t lived through his hell. I cannot imagine his anguish. But this can’t be tolerated, even if…