Obama: “If we are going to get through the next four years, we need to spread the Love.”

Don’t blame me; I voted for Kodos.

You can hire pretty much any asshole, white-shoe lawyer to fill the exact same role.

Nah, you gotta steer into the skid on Hamilton. It’s extraordinary and one-of-a-kind. I paid almost $1,000 for a pair of tickets - for our tenth anniversary - and I didn’t regret it for a second. You won’t, either.

It’s awful. And that was the point of my little one-act play up there. We have this really exciting, very talented young player whose abilities are being stifled by a roster that was presumably constructed by an eight year-old who watched 25 minutes of the 2012 NBA all-star game. Porzingis could find his way on to…

[frantically searches list for Kristaps Porzingis]

Amen. The next thing you know, the cast of Hamilton is going to be singing that insufferable Go, Cubs, Go song. Enough already.

Patrick can you guys (or someone else) please post the WPA graph? I assume it is . . . (wait for it) . . . bonktatoes.

Of course Ross just homered. This game is . . . I don’t know. Need a new word for it. Bonktatoes.

Can we just be clear right now that the coming tsunami of criticism of Maddon is not hindsight? Taking Hendricks out in that spot makes zero sense.

Must be tough to be a youth in the sport with such a high-profile dad. I’d bet they butt heads all the time.

Perpetuating. I am an idiot and I will stop talking for a while now.

Right. Got it. Thanks. Just confirming that we are still perpetrating that false and lazy narrative around here.

Harvey combined the two characters from The Dark Knight, the Joker and Harvey Dent/Two-Face, but the way he did it—going half-Joker, half-Dent—indicates that he either completely forgot what happens in the movie, has no clue that the two villains were actually different people, or, as I posit, never saw it to begin…

You guys why are we still reading about Tebow on Deadspin. When the Mets signed him everyone, this site included, was all ZOMG PUBLICITY STUNT LOLZMETSRDUMB. But ever since you have covered his daily foibles in more depth than the losses of the 2016 Cardinals. WHY?

Cool story. Dude makes JPP look like a pussy.

Romo is good and it is not crazy for the Cowboys to consider putting him back in there (though I am not sure how you bench Dak if they are 8-1 when Tony is ready).

Well said.

Ironically, “hey we’re both broke and everyone totally expects us to end up together anyway,” is also how I proposed to Mrs. Sidebar a few years after we graduated college.

In any event, here is your very comprehensive and knowledgeable team-by-team preview of the 2015-16 NBA season, which has already begun.