Trying not to panic as a Mets’ fan. So relieved we don’t have to face this guy again this season.

Fartgate or Ballgassy?

A gun room... a gun room. I don’t even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire room. What am I gonna do with a gun room?

Dude, I wish we were friends. If we were, then at some point in time you would call to go out for a beer or whatever, I wouldn’t be there, but, when I got home, my wife would be like, “TheJerkStore called . . . ” Dope.

Sometimes a churro is just a churro.

Congress Seeks To Ban Military-Sponsored NFL Salutes

I am not worried. When it comes to the Eagles and Redskins, a mere depression is the most likely forecast.

Damn, yo:

I realize that with Tanaka and Severino available for at least one more start each, the Yanks will probably lock up that first wild card in a day or two. But this team is not so good that a five-game losing streak is out of the question. This is a thing that would bring me great joy.

Mets fans are the Crossfitters of baseball agony

That mascot looks like a real ass.

I am a Mets’ fan, so I have spent the majority of this season thanking the baseball gods for Matt Williams and all of the various calamities that have befallen the Nats . But at some point in the last week or two it just stopped being funny and became legitimately sad. Schadenfreude is one thing, but Christ on a bike…

These God-damned Fixodent spokesmen are the same guys who will be tsk-tsk’ing when Harper blows out a knee after going a million miles an hour after a foul ball.

Esiason is great on the radio (especially when he's stoned)

Harper and Harvey will both be on the Yankees soon enough and we can hate them together.

Makes sense. Like this:

I was listening to the Nats radio broadcast to make sure this game ended with an O’s win (panicked Mets fan), and the two guys in the booth — I don’t know who they are — were just absolutely confounded at the notion that Papelbon hit him on purpose. He came in high and tight twice, but they just couldn’t wrap their…

Oh, Jesus. +1

“Pussy”

I was going to say this, but you said it more succinctly and coherently than I could have done. I hate JerseyKid’s post. I hate it. I don’t hate JerseyKid — he’s my brother from the Garden State and we rise above the petty when shit gets real, natch — but I hate the post so much. On the surface it’s just…