I understand your point, but I think it proves too much; it would invalidate every investigation that every corporation ever hires a law firm to perform. Internal investigations are always paid for by the subject of the investigation, that does not mean they are per se invalid.

Saw this coming a mile away. He isn't perfect and he had some high-profile mis-steps in his career, ipso facto the Ray Rice investigation was a whitewash. I am not saying the report doesn't deserve some critical analysis - and I have no doubt it well get that here - but I think a purple heart-winning former…

Not trolling, honest question: why do you say "We always knew that was going to happen."? How did you know? Is the implication that this was a sham investigation with a pre-ordained outcome? I am hardly personal friends with Robert Mueller or anything, but to suggest that he'd be involved in and put his name on…

That at least one other person feels this way has made my afternoon (though I still rank Vodka Samm as Randy Johnson to Rocket Frog's Pedro).

Will — sorry this is a little off topic (Allagash is great, yadda yadda yadda), but I have been meaning to ask you: have you been converted to the Mayflower IPA yet? I think it deserves a profile in this space. Pretty easy to come by in your neck of the woods . . . nearly impossible anywhere else (my wife had her…

Coach McHale was later bailed out by James Harden, who tried to talk some sense into him sense into him sense into him sense into him sense into . . . /infinity

Any player that fails to receive 5% of the vote is dropped off of the ballot for the next year (sorry, Carlos Delgago). It's a sensible rule. The exact same concept should apply to the writers who vote. If you do not vote for a guy who gets 95% of the vote, then you are a fucking moron who does not deserve to vote…

Is it it too late to get Rocket Frog and Vodka Samm on this year's ballot? I am still not over last year's snub. Seriously you guys, come on.

I am sure things will settle down for Johnny Football now that J.R. Smith is coming to town.

Never mind (Wikipedia). Soccer never ceases to amaze me. This is what we need in a America: an annual football tournament in which me and some guys from my town could play the Broncos.

It actually is confusing to the uninitiated among us. This is a dumb question but can someone explain why a team in the Premier League has a match against a team not in the Premier League? I understand the Champions League and how the best four teams from last year are in the Champions League this year, but this…

Too bad about the score. I'd generally prefer to see GAT take down a BRO.

Warning: this is about to be a rant that is, at best, tangentially related to the topic of this post. It also practically begs for lengthy replies from people equally unhinged like me. Read and reply at your own risk.

Will, you scrumptious bastard. We've had our differences, you and me. But that is all behind us now. You have won over my heart, good sir. Indeed, I was that elated to see Finest Kind get its due from so august an arbiter of ales as Drunkspin. I have four bottles of it left in my fridge (I had two last night…

I bet they would find the correct picture if they just bring in . . . . The Searchers

Caution: you are entering the No Win Zone.

Are these the guys who did the one about the snow day? I thought that was kind of funny in a ha-ha-we-all-have-kids-and-it-can-be-kind-of-a-sucky-experience kind of way.

Hey it's a start. The Jets won't even admit that their filtering system has a problem. #firejohnidzik

WHO CARES? GET TO THE FUCKING GURLEY UPDATE ALREADY.

Phenomenal. Shut this down right now. No more entries. God I loved that show.