Peter King is horrible, fine, but it seems a bit cheeky to criticize him for setting up "a straw group of theoretical eye-rollers" when this website (and your columns in particular) cater to that very real and not theoretical group.

Yep. You're right. I am dumb.

It sucks because it sure looks like the decision was made in service of their angle rather than just telling the story . . . even if the complete and accurate picture wouldn't have been as sexy. Among other things, the statement that follows the italicized language in the article — "Rice was flabbergasted" — is…

The Tequesta Indians lived in South Florida until the mid-1700s, when they were wiped out by disease.

It continues to baffle me that baseball has not put a stop to this. And — nerd alert! — I will confess that it did take on a slightly more personal significance for me this season because I had my five year-old at the Price-Ortiz fracas in May. It was the first baseball "fight" he had seen, and his…

I am a proud fan. It is terrible — a soap opera for guys is a charitable description — but I do not care. The finale of Season 3 was pretty cool (if entirely predictable) and the "Laying Pipe" episode pretty disturbing. Otherwise, yeah, it's just brain candy after a long day at work.

The idea of Lance Riddick (also a Lost alum!) as Damon Pope just made me pee in my pants a little.

Perrineau's character on SOA is spectacular; his portrayal is mediocre at best. Any of the first-, second- or third-tier actors on The Wire could have done it better. Can you imagine Jamie Hector (Marlo Stanfiled) as Damon Pope? Bad. Ass.

"I am sick of the government always defending these lazy bitches!"

Truth is a defense to libel. #LAWYER

Yes, your write. Your sew write.

"Oh, oh, OH a KA-zoo . . . well that's not racist at all," Anthony sheepishly admitted. At that point, he really had no choice but to attend.

"I'm stooped, not crooked."

Leave it to Barry Bonds to pull out a win with a few guys on in the Ninth.

Maybe they should just cancel the whole thing this year. Pink doesn't really go with black or blue.

Just this ONCE, RICE, don't beat a LADY . . .

I don't have anything funny or insightful to add, but it just cannot be said often enough that Firestone is churning out some spectacular fucking beer these days. So now I've said it again.

To paraphrase Hootie, "You and me, we come from different worlds . . . I like to laugh at you cuz you think it's ok to beat little girls . . . ."

I honestly never thought for one second that he would play this weekend. (Though, in fairness to those who disagreed with my prediction, I was focused on the league suspending him when, as they correctly pointed out, the team was the one with the power to keep him from playing. Of course, we can speculate all we…

Thank you for posting the relevant statute. I hadn't seen it. I actually do have a law degree, though I am not admitted in Texas (NY and MA). I think the wrinkle in the analysis — and the part you gloss over with mere ispe dixit (see? only lawyers know Latin these days) — is going to be on the "reasonableness" of…