Ugh. I miss Journeyman so much.

“Why do the work when a reader will do it for you?” - life hacker motto

WD-40 is NOT a lubricant. When will people figure this out. Go buy some white lithium or silicone based spray nonsense if you want to lubricate something.

Yeah but Jezebel would be quick to not fact check anything dealing with a man dying by his own penis.

Eh, Jezebel deals in stories though. Not factual information.

“And you wonder why Wikipedia recently banned the Daily Mail as a source for information on the community encyclopedia? This is why.”

Another problem that arises that Tyler used to mention is that by repeatedly deploying the fast jets over and over just to drop bombs on Toyota Hiluxes you’re stressing the airframes which will eventually just be too tired to work properly. In addition to the fact that their operation costs are so high.

OH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

I’m unreasonably aggravated that Omar pumps a double-barreled shotgun in that clip. I don’t know why the sound editor is trying to play him like that. Omar doesn’t need “help” being a badass.

Pfff. If you read the first Vong novel, it’s obvious that they are complete idiots, and the writer is an ignoramus as far as middle school science is concerned. His boogeymen fought by firing rocks at their enemies. And he though that cold was the presence of energy instead of the absence. The whole idea for the…

The problem was two-fold:

No. You are correct. The animated version is damn near perfection, and cannot be improved upon. It was nominated for Best Picture, afterall. This live action version, will not live up to that. Plus no Jerry Orbach.

No? He was just a wannabe bro who wanted to be like his bro Gaston, bro.

I think everything was already made perfectly clear in that film. Because it’s perfect. And this whole live-action shenanigans thing where we they try to simultaneously imitate/improve an animated masterpiece is folly.  

Wasn’t it already perfectly clear in the animated film that LeFou was in love with Gaston?

I know winning Best Makeup means absolutely nothing, but if I know Snyder fanboys with their ever expanding need for validation that they enjoy what is essentially fascist propaganda produced by the now Secretary of the Treasury is actually good, we will never hear the end of this.

How did you get “anti-Trump” out of watching Suicide Squad? I’m seriously asking - that thing was so unhinged that there really was no central theme, aside from vague redemption beats.

Largely because I am retarded, I am unable to make the link between Suicide Squad and anti-Trumpism. Please spell this out for me so I can play too.

The character’s name is actually John Harrison. He’s a totally new character.

Imagine Salem Media converting all their sites into operatives seeking to take down a Democrat ruler like Obama or Hillary. How far away would the shrieks of outrage be heard - Pluto, the next galaxy over or the far side of the Universe?