1) You can legally own a gun in the United States. Get over it.

Aw so cute you have to slum it over here now. Actually, it's sad. Not cute.

Ah yes, this is definitely a problem caused by guns and or gun nuts. In fact studies show that gun owners are far more likely to have duffel bags of drugs, beat women, and release shitty R&B albums.

Many abusive men do NOT have a mental health problem. Their abusiveness is a result of the way that they see themselves, their sense of entitlement and their attitude towards women.

this makes no sense.

He can’t adult for shit.

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

Because this:

Nothing about this entire post is right. The rankings are shit. The commentary is shit. Cheese on a pop tart is revolting. All of you are wrong in every way.

Clearly that the population of Britain consists of:

Idiot could have transported it in a carry case

Multi-track drifting!

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.

I called the mayor’s office for further clarification. They said:

This is going to be a feel good story by the time that the Olympics are over.

I find it amusing that people are trying to hide behind “But it was Russia!” Let’s look at this...

he’s just going “hurr NASCAR durr F1 is superior amirite!”

Dude, oval racing is actually extremely technical and difficult to do. We’ve seen countless times guys come from road racing series up to F1 and struggle to compete even at lower NASCAR tiers. The problem here is not the ovals, it’s the high banked 2.5 mile superspeedways. There is basically no need to brake in the…