Once again, a brilliant summation, Tyler.

What I want to know is why didn't the pilot just use the hatch in the floor of the passenger area that gives unfettered access to the entire airplane to get back into the cockpit, as all action movies have told us is real?

There is a way to improve. It's called 2-person cockpit rule. It's mandatory in US, why the fuck it wasn't mandatory in Europe is beyond me. Any airline safety rule that one country enacts, should be mandatory in all countries. When it comes to air safety, countries need to stop their bitching and agree on rules and…

That Dyson Sphere just sucks.

There is that, but I trust myself to survive against other humans, and not whatever the land down under will throw at me.

Anytime someone mentions Alien Nation I bring this up:

It only failed because the idiots at FOX don't know how to properly air a show.

Humm....bretai??

One of the best bombastic space opera movies outside of Star Wars themselves ends with him sitting on a throne, ruling an armada of gothic wannabe undead in spaceships that look like Michelangelo crossed paths with H.R. Giger and they made beautiful spaceships together.

Oh the possibilities...WOMP WOMPPPPP

They threw out EVERYTHING about the first!!!!

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

I thin hweu don no whats de internets is fer dare thinkey.

With the shitty season he's having, I don't blame him for being pissed off on missing out on a potential top ten due to damage from someone else's dealings.

The whole article was written as if exonerating cops was a bug in this system, rather than a feature. Exonerating police officers that acted appropriately is a good thing, and keeps more, better cops on the streets. It's arguably as important as condemnation of bad cops.

What do YOU mean 'You kind of people'!?

It's the smart phone age. We should all assume that anything we're doing could be broadcast at any time.

Ah, yes. Napoletano Guacamole, made with pistachios and wasabi paste and served as a sorbet. MY BAD.

There was a stretch of comics starting with the Battle of Springfield and then the Cobra Civil War that were some of my favorite comic memories growing up. Larry Hama's work on GI Joe is, in my mind, one of the great, unheralded achievements in comic book history. He was handed toy licence ground beef and made steak…