Once again, a brilliant summation, Tyler.

What I want to know is why didn't the pilot just use the hatch in the floor of the passenger area that gives unfettered access to the entire airplane to get back into the cockpit, as all action movies have told us is real?

There is a way to improve. It's called 2-person cockpit rule. It's mandatory in US, why the fuck it wasn't mandatory in Europe is beyond me. Any airline safety rule that one country enacts, should be mandatory in all countries. When it comes to air safety, countries need to stop their bitching and agree on rules and…

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

With the shitty season he's having, I don't blame him for being pissed off on missing out on a potential top ten due to damage from someone else's dealings.

Ah, yes. Napoletano Guacamole, made with pistachios and wasabi paste and served as a sorbet. MY BAD.

If you're a Braves fan, you're not exactly in much of a position to talk.

Counterpoint:

"people from St. Louis are possibly the most annoying people in the world"

When did Piers Morgan become a Top Gear producer?

Yes, stop recommending excellent, affordable cast iron products.

Yes, stop recommending excellent, affordable cast iron products.

*presses f to pay respects*

All these people not getting the joke...

Lol. True, but at least Clarkson is entertaining.

both are, but if I was forced to take sides I'd go with Jezza every time.

That sound you hear is Piers Morgan cracking the biggest smile ever.

Are you trying to say that Gundam is anime? Because I've got some news for you...

There's a weird Stockholm Syndrome thing that goes on with St. Louis style pizza, and Imo's in particular. I grew up in STL, and I've lived plenty of other places with better pizza - specifically New York and Naples (Not Chicago though, fuck deep dish. If I wanted tomato soup I'd just order fucking tomato soup). All…

^^ Underrated post.

Don't worry, the F-35D will take its spot as America's next generation airlifter...