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Never, ever, ever go to quick-oil places.

Q: What did people in socialist countries use for light before candles?

A: Electricity.

SAMMY PLEASE

Knew the handwriting was too neat and legible.

RAMPAGE

Right rear tire pressure must have been a quarter pound low.

basically

A slow car driven at or near its limits tends to be more fun than a fast car that can get nowhere near its limits outside a closed course.

Without pickles, I'd have been unable to maintain a diet.

niddle.

niddle.

I’m usually amazed by the ability of the Jalopnik community to come through on cases like these.

If they pull this one off though, I'll be downright astonished. This is one horrible photo.

that's premium SLURM!

that's premium SLURM!

We can be glad it was a holy Miata. If it was a Mustang instead, people would have been killed.

If your wings are moving independently from the fuselage, you are either 1: crashing 2: In a helicopter (see: crashing)

CAARRRLLLLL

I've lost faith in paring knives. Why should I keep one when I can do everything it can do with a 5" utility? Paring knives just aren't big enough to disassemble moderately sized vegetables in a satisfactory manner.

If you can cut it with scissors, then you should cut it with scissors.

They teach you how to use the things starting in preschool for a good reason.

The Hudson River crash went so amazing well because Captain Sullenberger is superhuman.