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We can be glad it was a holy Miata. If it was a Mustang instead, people would have been killed.

If your wings are moving independently from the fuselage, you are either 1: crashing 2: In a helicopter (see: crashing)

CAARRRLLLLL

I've lost faith in paring knives. Why should I keep one when I can do everything it can do with a 5" utility? Paring knives just aren't big enough to disassemble moderately sized vegetables in a satisfactory manner.

If you can cut it with scissors, then you should cut it with scissors.

They teach you how to use the things starting in preschool for a good reason.

The Hudson River crash went so amazing well because Captain Sullenberger is superhuman.

You'd figure they would pull all the batteries for just such a reason.

The only sport more crooked than pro cycling is FIFA.

If you’re working in game development, you’re already not in a reliable job. How many stories are there of entire studios that were canned after releasing a hit? More than I can count.

Expectation of fairness in the real world is a childish notion. It’s best to divest yourself of any notion that your are owed or entitled to anything. The world simply doesn’t care about you. If you want something, you have to put forth effort to get it.

He’s all

F-35 gets hit with MANPADS, it's going to crater. A-10 gets hit with MANPADS, it still flies its pilot home.

A-10 just needs a modest update.

Markets. How much of that do we export?

Nah. Black Swordsman pauldron from Berserk.

Dammit, Gawker.

I’d call them thugs for thinking that giving a man a beatdown for daring to call them on their bullshit is acceptable behavior.

$1200 mirror motor? What is it made out of? The souls of affluent children?

Lane discipline is almost entirely unenforced here. Also getting a drivers license and keeping it is disgustingly easy.