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I've lost faith in paring knives. Why should I keep one when I can do everything it can do with a 5" utility? Paring knives just aren't big enough to disassemble moderately sized vegetables in a satisfactory manner.

If you can cut it with scissors, then you should cut it with scissors.

They teach you how to use the things starting in preschool for a good reason.

You really only need three or four knives in your kitchen: an 8" or 10" chef’s knife, a 3" or 4" paring knife, a serrated bread knife, and maybe a 7" or 8" Santoku.

The Hudson River crash went so amazing well because Captain Sullenberger is superhuman.

You'd figure they would pull all the batteries for just such a reason.

The only sport more crooked than pro cycling is FIFA.

If you’re working in game development, you’re already not in a reliable job. How many stories are there of entire studios that were canned after releasing a hit? More than I can count.

Expectation of fairness in the real world is a childish notion. It’s best to divest yourself of any notion that your are owed or entitled to anything. The world simply doesn’t care about you. If you want something, you have to put forth effort to get it.

He’s all

F-35 gets hit with MANPADS, it's going to crater. A-10 gets hit with MANPADS, it still flies its pilot home.

A-10 just needs a modest update.

Markets. How much of that do we export?

Nah. Black Swordsman pauldron from Berserk.

Dammit, Gawker.

I’d call them thugs for thinking that giving a man a beatdown for daring to call them on their bullshit is acceptable behavior.

$1200 mirror motor? What is it made out of? The souls of affluent children?

Lane discipline is almost entirely unenforced here. Also getting a drivers license and keeping it is disgustingly easy.

Find your safe space, bro.

Can’t we call a thug a thug without racebaiters getting involved anymore?

No.

Weapons don’t do anything by themselves.

“After he died in 2012, I had my mom and grandma send me his copy of Mario Kart 64, and occasionally I’ll pop it in to race one of his ghosts. All these years later, and I still can’t beat him.”