No 75mm recoilless rifle-armed vespa? (yes you actually have to straddle the weapon to ride the thing)

Something really worth mentioning that you didn’t:

10: Goddammit, I just started playing WatchDogs (It was on really good sale!) and not being able to remap controls to anything I want ( I use the numpad a lot, and inexplicably some of the keys there are restricted from remapping) infuriates me to no end. I should expect this from Ubisoft, This isn’t the first time…

At this point it would pretty much need one as a callback.

I figured we could just build a wall.

The same way one survives being made a triple amputee and dropped into lava.

Lots and lots of hate.

Clear homage to Zatoichi, exactly like the Blind Justice nikana stance in Warframe. It's a pretty distinctive style. I would not complain at all if they do this more with Kanan.

If New Mythbusters has this guy and Royal Nonesuch, people will watch every week just to see if they manage to murder themselves accidentally this time.

Good thing they don't care about things like typos and proofreading on Gawker, huh?

Yeah, a broke clutch doesn't buckle the hood 10 inches.

So, tire pressure?

And what if the one breaking the rules is an entire country? One that has a crushing demand for seafood?

“criminals" include entire countries and major consumers of seafood (Japan, China, Portugal, etc) who have no regard for international agreements on fishing management.

The trouble being, that everyone has to play by the rules. If one entity doesn't, then the whole scheme collapses.

“This requires the characters to be imbeciles, which is not something TWD is often guilty of.”

You'd be surprised at the difference some bumper spats and a factory-STI-style wing can make.

I love my 140k mile ‘01 RS Coupe, but I have no illusions that it isn’t worthless, despite the care I’ve given it and the $3000 I put into it last year to replace the worn lifters and a crapped out wheel bearing.

A $1000 paint job does not add $1000 to the value of this car. Sure, it's in good shape. It's all but bone…

Statists gonna state.

And a lot of folks in silicon valley are on the dole.

If true to form, Sven/Shiro will bite it 2-3 episodes in so Alura can pilot a lion.