Karnak is being written by Warren Ellis right now, of COURSE he’s an asshole.

Public shaming is a powerful and vastly underused tool.

That being said, one must be careful that you're actually using it only on people who have actually done something wrong.

I'm guessing the tire pressure on the left front must have been off by half a pound.

The phrase you’re after is ‘Vehicular hermaphrodite’

How it looked like from outside, probably.

You can just buy a tank.

Not to be pedantic, but it’s not a tank unless it’s got an armored, turreted cannon and is built for the primary purpose of fighting with said gun. You can't just slap tractor treads onto any jalop and call it a tank.

Next year: Ford Re-introduces the Probe, and GM, not to be outdone, resurrects the Nova.

So it's a re-badged Dart?

Nailed It.

ya damn right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqHXNP…

I see most of a Macross Super Valkyrie in the tail binder. Leg armor on top, an entire leg unit on the bottom, and some of the arm pieces above.

You don't?

And a Bat'leth in the trunk, right?

also:
lip balm (it’s good for more than you think)

Is that an 8 track player bro?