You know you can make a working gun at home in a day with $30 of parts from the hardware store, a vice, and a pawn shop drill press, right?

Shameless, baseless fearmongering.

Well done.

I DON'T LIKE SAND

Is that an 8 track player bro?

The clincher was that Carol can make a decent U-turn.

I see what you did.

Pabst Blue Ribbon?

The WWII games that devoured the most of my time:

Yeah, pretty much just like Gods of Egypt. It's either going to be terrible, or be so terrible that it wraps back around to awesome.

There’s bad movies, then there’s movies that know it and just embrace it, and you know it’s bad but you just don’t care because everyone’s having such a great time.

token tolkien

It’s.. not horrible yet. Definitely cliché and trope-heavy writing, and a *smidge* cheap, but it's holding up so far.

Why can’t social outrage ever cause cashew prices to drop?

It makes Sterling Archer a fascinating character. Sure, he's a usually-competent spy, extremely dangerous, and a total asshole. But he's also super-geeky and well-read, way beyond anyone's expectations for someone who is outwardly so enormously shallow. And the best part is they don't feel the need to call it out, it…

It’s only able to destroy a single tire at a time, though, hardly impressive.

Had a couple outdoor and torchiere ones go out on me.

My kitchen is lit by about 16 3' fluorescent tubes (The house was built In 1990. Everything is fluorescent and pocket doors. It's special). I’m eager to swap them out for LED strip lighting.

It’s a bulbous, funny-looking angry duck, but somehow it works.